Bbc twats go overboard again

#1
Jesus, happened to land on the bbc coverage of the Chelsea flower show tonight, just when I thought those Cnuts couldn’t get more diverse, they wheel out fergal fucking Keene to talk about war zones, gardens and his own experience of depression, all in that empathetic tone of voice that conveys all the terrible things the lilting Cnut has had to see with his own eyes
Then we have a couple of dusky commentators, two gay vicars and a geezer in a wheelchair wearing a pink scarf on a hot day
I’m sat here waiting for a carpet munching moss botherer to appear, at which point I’ll throw my bollocks at the tv and kick the fuckin thing across the room
The right on, d&i, left leaning wet quims
 
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#4
Jesus, happened to land on the bbc coverage of the Chelsea flower show tonight, just when I thought those Cnuts couldn’t get more diverse, they wheel out fergal ******* Keene to talk about war zones, gardens and his own experience of depression, all in that empathetic tone of voice that conveys all the terrible things the lilting Cnut has had to see with his own eyes
Then we have a couple of dusky commentators, two gay vicars and a geezer in a wheelchair wearing a pink scarf on a hot day
I’m sat here waiting for a carpet munching moss bothered to appear, at which point I’ll throw my bollocks at the tv and kick the fuckin thing across the room
The right on, d&i, left leaning wet quims
Is this also available in English?
 
#8
Jesus, happened to land on the bbc coverage of the Chelsea flower show tonight, just when I thought those Cnuts couldn’t get more diverse, they wheel out fergal ******* Keene to talk about war zones, gardens and his own experience of depression, all in that empathetic tone of voice that conveys all the terrible things the lilting Cnut has had to see with his own eyes
Then we have a couple of dusky commentators, two gay vicars and a geezer in a wheelchair wearing a pink scarf on a hot day
I’m sat here waiting for a carpet munching moss bothered to appear, at which point I’ll throw my bollocks at the tv and kick the fuckin thing across the room
The right on, d&i, left leaning wet quims
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#9
I've had to put up with SWMBO watching Watchdog with that dopey one in the wheelchair who sounds like Janet Street-Porter on helium and even worse that bl**dy noisy bird from Middlesboro'
 
#10
#12
Address everything to Barry Took, don't fall for the propaganda! Barry lives and replies using nom de plumes to stay out of the lime light and avoid the assassin's who work for Wogan.
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#15
Jesus, happened to land on the bbc coverage of the Chelsea flower show tonight, just when I thought those Cnuts couldn’t get more diverse, they wheel out fergal ******* Keene to talk about war zones, gardens and his own experience of depression, all in that empathetic tone of voice that conveys all the terrible things the lilting Cnut has had to see with his own eyes
Then we have a couple of dusky commentators, two gay vicars and a geezer in a wheelchair wearing a pink scarf on a hot day
I’m sat here waiting for a carpet munching moss botherer to appear, at which point I’ll throw my bollocks at the tv and kick the fuckin thing across the room
The right on, d&i, left leaning wet quims
Calm down petal.
 
#17
Some great gardening double entendres thrown in here ladies, edgy (I got it) calm down petal, and an infestation of slugs
Were on a roll;)
We're.
 

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#20
infestation of slugs
Mention snails and my dear sister will necklace you with a bicycle tyre. Because it takes longer. Watch it.

Anybody catch the mad bird batting on about a packed clay arch that looks like concrete but more 'warm'. FFS. If you wish to build an arch that looks like concrete, use concrete then go to Farrow & Ball and ask for..... I dunno... Torquil might work?
 

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