BBC NEWSFLASH, Mandelbums got a cancerous bum!

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  1. click on the smilley face for more


    thats what happens when you let other gentlemen massage your prostate with their tongues, MDN be warned :twisted:

    lets hope its serious chaps
    now where do i send the bleach & scouring pads to...
  2. There is a God!
  3. Never has my heart sunk so much at the word 'benign'.
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It's probably just bruised.
  5. I've heard they've sent a full medical team in, to investigate.
  6. There is always the hope that MRSA will get the cnut
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    In a volvo.
  8. When I read that linky my eyes scanned over the words and I could have sworn it said "it is expected he will die overnight".
    Sadly it was not the case. :cry:
  9. Derek and Clive:

    Oh, he's got fucking cancer, cancer everywhere
    He's got cancer of the bumhole, 'cause he's a fucking queer .....
    He takes his fucking knobs up, he shoves 'em up his arse
    And everybody knows it! HE'S FUCKING WORKING CLASS!!! (5 minutes in)

  10. Dahling, do you really think there's any chance of that? Only the finest private hospitals for party leadership, only the proletariat have to worry about filthy hospitals...
  11. Must you take away all my hopes and dreams?
  12. 3 years ago I was in an NHS hospital and the bloke in the next bed had MRSA after having an £18,000 private knee op in the London Bridge Hospital. He nearly died. MRSA can strike anywhere. Lets hope it strikes him.
  13. Imagine having to work on Mandleson's bum. 8O

    That's the worst posting imaginable.

    I really really hope it fcuking hurts and he can't sit down for weeks.
  14. I googled the hospital, its NHS but its a university hospital - if we're lucky Tim the nice but dim student will be allowed to 'have a go' :twisted:
  15. if only we could edit the last paragraph and make it.....

    He is known as the "comeback RING" of British politics and was appointed to one of the most powerful jobs in Europe after being sacked twice from the cabinet.

    Does anybody know anyone at the BBC web?