BBC = Gay Dracula

Science fiction has from the start been a means of talking about ideas that the mainstream couldn't handle.
Like getting rid of those annoying extras in the first 10 minutes
 

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Will nobody take into account The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Transvestites from Transylvania and other poofery!
So let's do the Time Warp again
and return to Transylvania
 

Ritch

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I'm quite honestly shocked that no-one has dragged @jarrod248 's name into it. There has to be someone willing to drag up a joke that died out in '07...



Oh... Taxi!
 
I just told my boss about this. His reply was "I'm really going to lose my shit if they turn Superted Transgender".
They already made him English so why not. ;)
 
If Superted goes Transgender, what happens to Bananaman and Danger Mouse
 

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Nobody will dare ask where or how you came by that information.
I'll volnteer it :)

l really like Sci if films, and have a collection of a few hundred films on VHS, DVD and bluray*

But I'm also as poor as a church mouse so also watch films uploaded to YouTube.
For info, I often watch them using an HDMI projector and chromecast device.

In order to help me search for titles I often do net searches of Sci fi films by era, year, colour/black and white or by country's of origin.

The above film was returned on a net search.

I haven't watched it, but know it's there :)

*many of the films I have on VHS were never later released on DVD, or, in the case of a film like Metropolis I have multiple version on different formats as each is slightly different :)
 

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Will nobody take into account The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Transvestites from Transylvania and other poofery!
So let's do the Time Warp again
and return to Transylvania

love it.
I went to quite a few live performances too.
 
It was the whole individual, the stake was sharpened and the victim had it shoved up the rectum,the stake was lifted vertical and the victim slowly slid down the stake, depending on the sharpness of the stake it could take anything from a few hours to a few days to finally kark it.
An option for the next Home Secretary to consider. A line along Tower Bridge,signs around the neck showing their crime. It has some merit I think.
 

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The BBC can't leave anything alone, they always have to push some agenda.
A female Dr Who is nothing but the terminally woke p1ssing on our collective cultural lamp post but with this interpretation, they're actually getting closer to spirit of the original work which was all tied into a sense of Fin De Siecle and part of a distinct literary movement of the time - vampirism was often a metaphor for the strange and the forbidden, such as homosexuality, and became the medium in which taboo ideas could be explored. There's nothing like a bit of social censure to improve creativity and, as others have pointed out, sci-fi became the same sort of creative work around in Eastern Europe before the Wall came down.
 

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Was always under the impression that theatrical vampires were guilty of suducing anybody they fancied and had been doing so for decades
 
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Was always under the impression that theatrical vampires were guilty of suducing anybody they fancied and had been doing so for decades

It isn't blood they are draining from their victims...
 
If Adam Sandler (who "stars" in Adam Sandler films, directed by Adam Sandler, featuring Adam Sandler playing the role of Adam Sandler)can be the voice of Dracula (oddly for once without actually ruining a film) then Gay is the only direction left for Drac.

Had anyone done a gay Hitler film? (Outside of "specialist" recordings) if we are going to ruin classics (Dracula, WotW and so on, why not use the same methods to humiliate the memory of actual monsters?
Anyone for The gayly erotic adventures of Stalin?

The little red book of China's tops dogging sites.

Napoleon, in "Not tonight Joseph"

And so on
 
If Adam Sandler (who "stars" in Adam Sandler films, directed by Adam Sandler, featuring Adam Sandler playing the role of Adam Sandler)can be the voice of Dracula (oddly for once without actually ruining a film) then Gay is the only direction left for Drac.

Had anyone done a gay Hitler film? (Outside of "specialist" recordings) if we are going to ruin classics (Dracula, WotW and so on, why not use the same methods to humiliate the memory of actual monsters?
Anyone for The gayly erotic adventures of Stalin?

The little red book of China's tops dogging sites.

Napoleon, in "Not tonight Joseph"

And so on
Had anyone done a gay Hitler film? Not a film however brilliant gay Hitler in red dwarf
 
If Adam Sandler (who "stars" in Adam Sandler films, directed by Adam Sandler, featuring Adam Sandler playing the role of Adam Sandler)can be the voice of Dracula (oddly for once without actually ruining a film) then Gay is the only direction left for Drac.

Had anyone done a gay Hitler film? (Outside of "specialist" recordings) if we are going to ruin classics (Dracula, WotW and so on, why not use the same methods to humiliate the memory of actual monsters?
Anyone for The gayly erotic adventures of Stalin?

The little red book of China's tops dogging sites.

Napoleon, in "Not tonight Joseph"

And so on
Stay off Grindr...I think it is affecting you
 

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It'll be crap, nothing to do with the gay thing, everything to do with BBC being unable to produce decent work.
 

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