Trying to listen to BBC Radio Four on the computer at the moment, there's supposed to be a comedy programme on. All I'm receiving is some bint repeating "Due to rights restrictions we are unable to bring you this programme." Is this some new example of Ben Elton's Alternative Comedy ? Is it a software problem on the typewriter ? Or was someone going to rip the mick out of The Glorious Leader ? Anyone out there with comments, constructive or otherwise, please enlighten me.