BBC Country Tracks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brummieboy1, Jan 8, 2012.

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  1. Just watching said programme. Ellie Harrison, the blonde lovely is well up the duff, wonder who the dirty lucky bastard is who did the deed.
  2. You didn't? Lucky sod.
  3. You fucking wish.
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  4. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    She's from the country so her dad or brother must be in the frame.
    Technically they are in fact the same person anyway.
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  5. I believe that it will be her second one, either that or you are watching a repeat.
  6. No, not a repeat, so the injury is self-inflicted, as she has got previous with the trouser snake.
  7. Are you sure? The programme might not be a repeat, but they're fond of recycling the articles within them.
  8. Ummm, that doesn't read quite right, for some reason :lol:
  9. Looks like she's packing a bit much here ...

  10. Jam rag? I still would.
  11. Well she does not look like she is up the duff on Countryfile which is on now....
  12. Perhaps she farrowed down early?
  13. Julia Bradbury with a turkey baster.
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