BBC: Army WAGs go camping.

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#1
Apologies if this has been done before, but just spotted this: Army WAGs go camping and especially liked this bit:

His eyes rest on a young woman trying to melt into the background. "Why are you wearing make up?" he bellows.

"Well... I... er... don't see the point of letting yourself go, just because you're in the field... er ...sir," she replies.
 
#2
I particularly liked this part:-

"My husband Paul packs the rest. He has to, as the list is virtually incomprehensible to a non-soldier - it includes a bivie bag (plastic cover for a sleeping bag to make it waterproof), a buffalo (warm down-filled jacket), a KFS (knife, fork, spoon....stupid) and a Norwegian (a type of container)."

The jack barsteward stuck a fcukin' norgie container in her bergan!

Or does she mean a norgie top? :roll:
 
#3
Is this a useful way of spending the armed services budget..? It's right up there with the fire service in Scotland spending hours trying to find a hamster. I can think of better ways to spend tax payers money.
Juliet, Reading, Berkshire
So, despite the fact that the forces are always complaining about lack of funds and equipment the army can afford a jolly for soldier's partners. While I'm on the subject - " The women have begged uniforms and other kit from their other halves." This shouldn't have been too difficult, judging by eBay, which is always full of Forces personnel selling M.O.D. issued equipment for their own gain.
Paul Hughes, Glasgow
Miserable tossers.
 
#4
spaz said:
Is this a useful way of spending the armed services budget..? It's right up there with the fire service in Scotland spending hours trying to find a hamster. I can think of better ways to spend tax payers money.
Juliet, Reading, Berkshire
So, despite the fact that the forces are always complaining about lack of funds and equipment the army can afford a jolly for soldier's partners. While I'm on the subject - " The women have begged uniforms and other kit from their other halves." This shouldn't have been too difficult, judging by eBay, which is always full of Forces personnel selling M.O.D. issued equipment for their own gain.
Paul Hughes, Glasgow
Miserable tossers.
Only if you want L85 spares....or clansman?? ;)

I have a bayonet.....anyone want it?
 
#5
Has it been lovingly sharpened by an armourer for many hours locked in the dark whilst watching horrible, horrible porn? If not then I have several for sale that are!
 
#6
vampireuk said:
Has it been lovingly sharpened by an armourer for many hours locked in the dark whilst watching horrible, horrible porn? If not then I have several for sale that are!
Lots of horrible porn...check!
 
#7
I also find myself quickly becoming feral, contemplating nicking ketchup from the owner of the clay pigeon shoot in order to make my silver pouch of "mushroom pasta with herbs" more palatable.
Feck it love, you've got the job.
 
#8
smudge67 said:
spaz said:
Is this a useful way of spending the armed services budget..? It's right up there with the fire service in Scotland spending hours trying to find a hamster. I can think of better ways to spend tax payers money.
Juliet, Reading, Berkshire
So, despite the fact that the forces are always complaining about lack of funds and equipment the army can afford a jolly for soldier's partners. While I'm on the subject - " The women have begged uniforms and other kit from their other halves." This shouldn't have been too difficult, judging by eBay, which is always full of Forces personnel selling M.O.D. issued equipment for their own gain.
Paul Hughes, Glasgow
Miserable tossers.
Only if you want L85 spares....or clansman?? ;)

I have a bayonet.....anyone want it?
Me me me me me ;)
 
#9
Bravo_Zulu said:
smudge67 said:
spaz said:
Is this a useful way of spending the armed services budget..? It's right up there with the fire service in Scotland spending hours trying to find a hamster. I can think of better ways to spend tax payers money.
Juliet, Reading, Berkshire
So, despite the fact that the forces are always complaining about lack of funds and equipment the army can afford a jolly for soldier's partners. While I'm on the subject - " The women have begged uniforms and other kit from their other halves." This shouldn't have been too difficult, judging by eBay, which is always full of Forces personnel selling M.O.D. issued equipment for their own gain.
Paul Hughes, Glasgow
Miserable tossers.
Only if you want L85 spares....or clansman?? ;)

I have a bayonet.....anyone want it?
Me me me me me ;)
I'm gonna keep it in case I need to stab some cadets :)
 
#10
smudge67 said:
vampireuk said:
Has it been lovingly sharpened by an armourer for many hours locked in the dark whilst watching horrible, horrible porn? If not then I have several for sale that are!
Lots of horrible porn...check!
You just need an armourer now :wink:
 
#11
smudge67 said:
Bravo_Zulu said:
smudge67 said:
spaz said:
Is this a useful way of spending the armed services budget..? It's right up there with the fire service in Scotland spending hours trying to find a hamster. I can think of better ways to spend tax payers money.
Juliet, Reading, Berkshire
So, despite the fact that the forces are always complaining about lack of funds and equipment the army can afford a jolly for soldier's partners. While I'm on the subject - " The women have begged uniforms and other kit from their other halves." This shouldn't have been too difficult, judging by eBay, which is always full of Forces personnel selling M.O.D. issued equipment for their own gain.
Paul Hughes, Glasgow
Miserable tossers.
Only if you want L85 spares....or clansman?? ;)

I have a bayonet.....anyone want it?
Me me me me me ;)
I'm gonna keep it in case I need to stab some cadets :)
I'd watch out if I were you; that kind of thing's against their human rights these days...

Someone remind me why we ditched Crown Immunity :lol:
 
#12
saintstone said:
smudge67 said:
vampireuk said:
Has it been lovingly sharpened by an armourer for many hours locked in the dark whilst watching horrible, horrible porn? If not then I have several for sale that are!
Lots of horrible porn...check!
You just need an armourer now :wink:
You cheeky......... ;)
 
#13
Remember we don't sell to clerks now.
 
#14
smudge67 said:
saintstone said:
smudge67 said:
vampireuk said:
Has it been lovingly sharpened by an armourer for many hours locked in the dark whilst watching horrible, horrible porn? If not then I have several for sale that are!
Lots of horrible porn...check!
You just need an armourer now :wink:
You cheeky......... ;)
Yup :lol:
 
#17
No comment about them being made to Stag on an OP for 72 hours in hard routine. - Fannies.

Some of them were smiling too - Obviously not being fcuked about enough if you ask me.
 
#18
Bravo_Zulu said:
Serious hat on, if I do any more damage to my fucking bayonet, I will need to buy a new one off someone (or pay a fortune to stores). Piece of shit... :x
Get your local Armourer to snap it, and get a new one for you.
 

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