BB - Everything you never wanted to know about it

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by IceBytch, Sep 22, 2003.

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  1. How The Seven Dwarfs Got Their Names

    Miss Snow White was a randy cow
    And desperate for a f*ck,
    So off she went into the woods,
    To try and get some luck.

    She'd almost given up looking,
    When she saw some chimney smoke,
    Then she stumbled on the cottage
    And went in for a poke.

    Her clothes came off in seconds
    And she'd just removed her pants,
    When seven dwarfs came marching in
    With a merry song and dance.

    Snow White just stood there speechless
    And thought she was in heaven,
    Originally after one good sh*g
    But now she could have seven.

    Straight away she took command,
    "My pussy needs a lick!"
    And when one dwarf moved forward,
    She said, "Oi, you'd better drop you pr*ck"

    So down he went onto all fours,
    And said, "I aint licking that",
    "Not there, that is my arsehole,
    You DOPEY little brat!"

    The next dwarf started blushing,
    "Do we have to do it here?"
    Snow White said "Dont be BASHFULL,
    Unless you're a f*cking queer"

    So reluctantly he whipped it out,
    To prove he was no fool,
    And Snow White gave a big "High-Ho",
    As she rode upon his tool.

    Now one dwarf wasnt smiling,
    Cuz he hadn't had a sniff
    And due to his impatience,
    He couldn't raise a stiff.

    "Relax, you GRUMPY b*stard",
    So he did as he was told,
    And as soon as he was hard enough,
    He shot his f*cking load.

    The next dwarf got a blow-job
    And she took him deep quite easy,
    But she just avoided brain damage,
    When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

    With three dwarfs left she turned and said
    "you're next, I want your nob!"
    But no sooner had he entered her
    And he was sleeping on the job.

    "Wake up you SLEEPY b*stard",
    She wanted more from him
    And he woke with such excitement,
    That he filled her hairy quim.

    The next dwarf rammed his up her
    And sh*gged her fanny raw,
    A dazed Snow White then whimpered,
    "That should be against the law".

    He made poor Snow White tremble,
    He was so big and thick.
    "No wonder you're so HAPPY,
    With that f*cking great big pr*ck"

    With one dwarf still remaining
    But feeling rather sore,
    She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
    My tw@ can't take no more"

    And so he put his tongue to work,
    Where others had placed their c*ck,
    And cuz he made Snow White feel better,
    She named the last dwarf DOC.

    Now Snow White couldn't do much
    With all that j*zz inside her quim,
    So she grabbed a cup and squatted
    And filled it to the brim.

    So there's the truth about the dwarves
    And how they got their names,
    By satisfying Miss Snow White
    And joining in her games.

    There's one more thing you need to know
    And that's - What happened to that cup?
    Well, think of what you're drinking,
    When you next buy 7-UP.
  2. why are you trying to munch her rug BB?
  3. I find your pornographic show white post utterly disgusting and without humour, style or merit.
    Hardly suitable for this site don't you think?
    Or.....don't you think?
  4. ok i did that wrong............ i dont think she liked it :roll:
  5. i thought it was funny :lol:
  6. Worry not, icytrout vulgarness and crudeness all give the naafi bar more appeal :D
  7. BB.... Hello Kettle this pot............ Black..over :D
  8. Er, mod standing by, discretly in the corner smoking a tab........

    whistling......... :wink:
  9. ICY congrats on having the foulest, its a trophy I long held and reluctantly give it up, standby for me to win it back :D

    Alternatively, why don't you two just have a rug munching bonanza and sort it out with a good old lesbo labia lick fest
  10. BB puts gears into reverse, when they don't work she begins to pedal (backwards) :D :D
  11. Why would I be drowning, I can walk on water

    Can you make that pedlo go backwards :D