Battle Plan for Iraq

#1
Have noticed on the news that the Insurgents all like to have a bit of a song and a dance and wave guns in the air......so why not set up a sort of 'Karaeoke Sting'.........Put a set of decks and speakers in the middle of an intersection (cunningly packed with explosive)..let the rabble pop a few rounds off so they can feel good and brave..start the suitably chosen Arabic blokes dancing together music off.they all start hopping and waving.then BOOM 8)
 
#3
Mighty_Blighty said:
Ever thought about a career in diplomacy letterwritingman :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not an entirely bad idea though :?
Don't knock it MB..... it doesn't have to stop at Iraq..... there are the militants all over the world that like a good get-together and a song. Then there's the morris dancers! :wink:
 
#5
="Plant-Pilot Then there's the morris dancers! :wink:
Here, fekkin here - I like the way your mind works PP :D

While were at it, get a suped up Peugot 206 with big speakers, attract loads of Chavs - Boom :twisted:
 
#6
Plant-Pilot said:
Mighty_Blighty said:
Ever thought about a career in diplomacy letterwritingman :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not an entirely bad idea though :?
Don't knock it MB..... it doesn't have to stop at Iraq..... there are the militants all over the world that like a good get-together and a song. Then there's the morris dancers! :wink:
Morris Dancers hahahahaa! Now there's a bunch of cahnts.
 
#8
Mighty_Blighty said:
While were at it, get a suped up Peugot 206 with big speakers, attract loads of Chavs - Boom :twisted:
Ah Chavs...... so insignificant they completely slipped my mind...... but now you mention it....... 1 x 'souped' up 206 in the middle of some night time car park meeting could certainly do quite a bit of 'good' with enough confetti :roll:
 
#13
Well thats easy it'll be a John Deer......British Racing green with yellow, go faster stripe down the sides of the engine and big yellow spot things on the wheels. The slurry tanker dont matter ....they're all sh*t......BOOM BOOM 8)
 
#15
Prescottsanarsehole said:
Letterwritingman said:
We dont have to go boom with the Fireshirkers......just hijack tractor with a slurry tanker attached and do a 'drive past'.................. :lol: :twisted:
LMAO, you are a one !!! :lol:

And what are you going to drive past ???
Cloud 9 wrote

Letterwritingman,

what are you going to drive PAST ? not WHAT are you going to drive ?

Please read the post properly trigger

BOOM BOOM
Fotunately I am educated, your colleague did not place any emphasis and therefore did not have forethought to indicate which way it was to be read......Thankyou for your well intentioned attemp at teaching English Comprehension :D

As for your other question....thats easy too.......it would be a bunch of money grabbing, duty shirking, life endangering , selfish b'stards :wink:

Edited cos i forgot to mention they were Firefighters
 
#16
Ho hum. I would hazard a guess that he is in fact asking what are you going to drive PAST, see-ing as there will be no picketing this time.

I know Presscottsanarsehole is a lovely friendly bloke, but do you think he really wanted to know if you will be in a John Deer or a Massey Ferguson ? 8O Do you think he's gonna be looking out for tractors, see it's not a John Deer and think "phew" ?

You may think you're educated, but please try to comprehend what the writer is saying......take your time......think a little
 
#17
Emphasis; my boy emphasis................liked the 'Phew' bit tho :wink:

Do you think PaA would be able to spot the difference between a Massey and a JD (Other than the paint job that is?)..cos at a distance they could be mistaken for a New Holland 8O
 

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