Battery Charging

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  1. A Life Guards rupert drags his vehicles battery into the depot, slaps it down on the counter and says, "I say Corporal, this battery needs charging."

    The Corporal checks the level of electrolyte in the cells and seeing it is low pours some acid in. He then checks the specific gravity of the solution and on seeing it is correct puts the stoppers on loose.

    As he reaches under the rack to find the charger leads the rupert picks up the battery, says "Thanks awfully Corporal," and walks out.
     
  2. Sounds like "Chuffer" Partington. He was my fag at Eton.