Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by catmull, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A bat flies into a barn where all his mates are, and they notice he's got a black eye and a bleeding nose.

    Naturally, they asked what happened but when he refused to answer they kept on asking him. After about twenty minutes, he said 'Alright! I'll tell you, but you have to come with me' and off he flew with all his mates following him.

    They flew for miles and eventually came to a forest. After a while, the bat lands on a tree and says 'You see that tree over there?

    All his mates scream 'YES! YES!'

    'Good, cos i fucking well didnt!'