Three women, one engaged, one a mistress and one married, decide to treat their men by wearing black leather bras, stiletto heels and a leather face mask. The engaged woman says "My man leapt on me and we made love all night". The mistress adds "Me too. We had wild uninhibited sex all night". The married woman sighs "My husband came home, took one look at me and said "Whats for fucking tea Batman?"