Saturday morning is my down time. I am used to getting up early during the week and that doesn't change on weekends. This gives me the freedom to sit down in front of the news with a smoke and a cuppa with nothing on but a smile because I can scratch my nuts in peace. Mrs B&T, lazy bitch, stays in bed until sundown. I make sure that the kids get a late night on the Friday so they will sleep in. So this gives me about 3 hours before a hell lets loose. So after my cup of tea I normally go for a long uninterrupted soak in the bath, (if the kids need the toilet they can go downstairs, sod em). Now here is my problem. After a few years of doing this I have got into a routine. Read a book or look at porn, knock one out then read a book. I am in a rut. Now short of seeing how much vodka I can get down my neck in this time of tranquilty (not recommended at 0700hrs), has anyone got any idea's how to improve this valuable time? Many thanks!