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Bastards! - Im outraged!

#1
My best mate from primary school, I find out today, is running a porn empire from Ibiza.

My bezzer from college is just about to buy his next boat.

What am I doing wrong?

To balance it out, my best mate from secondary school died of a drugs overdose, so I'm less envious of him.

But the other two are a pair of lucky bastards.
 
#2
Did your lucky mates get involved with the forces?






There could lie the answer.
 
#4
Fluffy you went wrong at the point you started pesting, instead of asking if people want a screen test you pest which puts them off?

As for your mate buying the boat, what size? And what does he do to earn the money for it, then could you imitate him? If you could kill him off, and take over his empire then get your porn empire friend to use your new boat as a location and get the cash from both empires.
 
#5
Someone outraged you say?

In the pages of AARSE?

I don't believe it!

But I think you've got the balance there. One mate goes and makes millions, and another offs himself, via grand human stupidity. All things considered Fluffy, do you think you might be lucky to be in-between?

Edited to conform to normal conventions of English grammar. In otherwords, I type like a mong.
 

Chaz

Old-Salt
#7
You're probably more jealous than anything - I seen it myself! After discharge I went back to my Hometown for a while and met up with old school mates at the local - some were destined to be losers and others built up their own local business empire - although initially I envied them, later I understood really that while I was "away" for 10 years doing what I "wanted" they did what they wanted and were reeping the rewards for it later! Who was successful and who was not? If the cap fits wear it!
 
#8
I'm not jealous, got gigabytes of porn, and went on an LSL several times.
 
#12
FluffyBunny said:
My bezzer from college is just about to buy his next boat.
Don't get too envious just yet, boat ownership is not always as expensive as people imagine. You can easily pick up an oceangoing vessel for 20k.
As for the porn king, so he's got a camcorder and knows a few slags, doesn't make him Larry Flynt does it.
 
#14
FluffyBunny said:
My bezzer from college is just about to buy his next boat.
It could be a rowing boat...
 
#15
sandmanfez said:
FluffyBunny said:
My bezzer from college is just about to buy his next boat.
Don't get too envious just yet, boat ownership is not always as expensive as people imagine. You can easily pick up an oceangoing vessel for 20k.
As for the porn king, so he's got a camcorder and knows a few slags, doesn't make him Larry Flynt does it.
The old saying is...A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money, but what the hell....you cant take it with you and brill at pulling totty :lol:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
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#16
Fluffy, I have a boat (and am as poor as a church bloody mouse) and some porn. Join me, pool our resources and we could be the porn kings of the high seas. Just don't do pirate porn.
 
#17
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Fluffy, I have a boat (and am as poor as a church bloody mouse) and some porn. Join me, pool our resources and we could be the porn kings of the high seas. Just don't do pirate porn.

why not it worked for captin stabbin
 
#18
Supposedly the key to happiness is to make "discounted comparisons" upwards and "undiscounted comparisons" downwards. In other words, look at people doing well and think, "Ah, you've had every advantage; you've not had to put up with what I've had to put up with". Then look at someone on their arse compared to you and think, "Hah, I conquer you due to my superior attitude, effort and genes".

It's a w*****r's psychological trick, but it really works.
 
#19
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Fluffy, I have a boat (and am as poor as a church bloody mouse) and some porn. Join me, pool our resources and we could be the porn kings of the high seas. Just don't do pirate porn.
There's actually a porn film called Pirates. I think it was the highest budget porn film at the time it was released. It's not bad.

I found this out whilst researching porn for educational purposes.
 
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