Bastards! - Im outraged!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FluffyBunny, Nov 20, 2007.

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  1. My best mate from primary school, I find out today, is running a porn empire from Ibiza.

    My bezzer from college is just about to buy his next boat.

    What am I doing wrong?

    To balance it out, my best mate from secondary school died of a drugs overdose, so I'm less envious of him.

    But the other two are a pair of lucky bastards.
  2. Did your lucky mates get involved with the forces?

    There could lie the answer.
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Could you arrange an introduction?
  4. Fluffy you went wrong at the point you started pesting, instead of asking if people want a screen test you pest which puts them off?

    As for your mate buying the boat, what size? And what does he do to earn the money for it, then could you imitate him? If you could kill him off, and take over his empire then get your porn empire friend to use your new boat as a location and get the cash from both empires.
  5. Someone outraged you say?

    In the pages of AARSE?

    I don't believe it!

    But I think you've got the balance there. One mate goes and makes millions, and another offs himself, via grand human stupidity. All things considered Fluffy, do you think you might be lucky to be in-between?

    Edited to conform to normal conventions of English grammar. In otherwords, I type like a mong.
  6. IM OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!

    8O 8O 8O
  7. You're probably more jealous than anything - I seen it myself! After discharge I went back to my Hometown for a while and met up with old school mates at the local - some were destined to be losers and others built up their own local business empire - although initially I envied them, later I understood really that while I was "away" for 10 years doing what I "wanted" they did what they wanted and were reeping the rewards for it later! Who was successful and who was not? If the cap fits wear it!
  8. I'm not jealous, got gigabytes of porn, and went on an LSL several times.
  9. I referred to the original poster - sorry. Chaz
  10. RIP Fluff's hopes, dreams and ambition.
  11. ...Ahem
  12. Don't get too envious just yet, boat ownership is not always as expensive as people imagine. You can easily pick up an oceangoing vessel for 20k.
    As for the porn king, so he's got a camcorder and knows a few slags, doesn't make him Larry Flynt does it.
  13. Awwww fluff mate.....dont worry....they could well have stress induced impotence and their lifestyles be a cover for their lack of potency! I'm sure you would never be in the same boat!
  14. It could be a rowing boat...
  15. The old saying is...A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money, but what the cant take it with you and brill at pulling totty :lol: