Bastard Children

#1
There is a guy at work that has had his sprogs out of wedlock. To my mind that makes them bastards. However, he claims that as he subsequently married the mother after their births this then legitamises them.

I reckon once a bastard always a bastard, he'd have needed to marry before they were born.

Who is right please?
 

Ravers

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#2
I was 1 when my parents got married, I suppose that makes me a bastard.

Makes sense when I think about it actually, I really am quite a cunt.
 
#3
Neither, they are kids born to 2 people. Doesn't matter if the parents were married or not.


Bum, prostrate milking, and hairy fannies
 
#4
I was 1 when my parents got married, I suppose that makes me a bastard.

Makes sense when I think about it actually, I really am quite a cunt.
Well my parents were married when I turned up but my dad often said I was a bastard and a cnut ....all very confusing.
 
#5
My parents were married when I was born, but I still think of myself as a complete and utter bastard.


(Both of my friends agree with this so it must be true.)
 
#7
There is a guy at work that has had his sprogs out of wedlock. To my mind that makes them bastards. However, he claims that as he subsequently married the mother after their births this then legitamises them.

I reckon once a bastard always a bastard, he'd have needed to marry before they were born.
If he's a left-footer, then he's correct (canon 1139.) Historically, if the parents were betrothed, then the kids were legitimised by any subsequent marriage. If not, it used to have to be within a certain time (often a year.)

Frankly, nowadays, who cares?
 
#9
Mines a bastard, she is also 12lb of shit machine and I am about a week away from selling the cunt if she doesnt start fucking sleeping..
You can't sell her as you'll miss out on showing the little fuckers their own school photos when they reach 14 and start getting fucking lippy.

Imagine wee Ms Chavez's face when her first boyfriend see's them once you've had a play with PhotoShop.

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#10
Mines a bastard, she is also 12lb of shit machine and I am about a week away from selling the cunt if she doesnt start fucking sleeping..
Well you better get a move on, Thanksgiving is nearly upon us and the market for free range babies will slump.
 
#11
Mines a bastard, she is also 12lb of shit machine and I am about a week away from selling the cunt if she doesnt start fucking sleeping..
Welcome to the insomniacs club - she'll will eventually start sleeping through when she's about two years old because then the tantrums start, hope that helps.

But don't worry, you'll be too exhausted from the second job to pay for childcare that you will sleep through a rock concert.

Kids - little bundles of joy and massive expense.
 
#12
They're not a bastard, they're a luuuurrve child
 
#13
There is a guy at work that has had his sprogs out of wedlock. To my mind that makes them bastards. However, he claims that as he subsequently married the mother after their births this then legitamises them.

I reckon once a bastard always a bastard, he'd have needed to marry before they were born.

Who is right please?
Ravers is right, he is a Cunt!

This is sooooo 1800s, does it matter? if he had ten kid by all different birds and refused to acknowedge the fact by maintaining them then he's a cunt, but other than that whats the fucking Drama here!
 
#15
He is:


Legitimacy Act 1976

2 Legitimation by subsequent marriage of parents..

Subject to the following provisions of this Act, where the parents of an illegitimate person marry one another, the marriage shall, if the father of the illegitimate person is at the date of marriage domiciled in England and Wales, render that person, if living, legitimate from the date of the marriage..
 
#16
I read somewhere 20% of kids are biologically fathered by a different man than the one that thinks they are his.
 
#17
i am a bastard son of a bastard (the name gives it way to those who can sprecha de taff!)
i've found my younger half brother on FB and am slowly building up to ruining his fucking christmas :twisted:
especially as he probably got all the presents my dad wanted to give me (if he hadn't run away from the wedding in fear of my nan & mam!)
its good to be a bastard sometimes :biggrin:
 

sirbhp

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#18
There are 6 tpes of bastards in this country.
the bastard child of Royalty who is recognized .
the bastard child of Royalty who is NOT recognised.
the bastard child of a woman whose father was killed before the wedding
the bastard child of a woman who was raped.
the bastard child of a twopenny srtumpet
and you you @#+t
 
#19
Welcome to the insomniacs club - she'll will eventually start sleeping through when she's about two years old because then the tantrums start, hope that helps.

But don't worry, you'll be too exhausted from the second job to pay for childcare that you will sleep through a rock concert.

Kids - little bundles of joy and massive expense.
Fortunately money wont be an issue, however my social life is fast disintegrating but I reserve the right to continue to use prostitutes as a means of escapism.
I am also being blackmailed into marrying, she is adamant the baby will not have my last name unless I whisk the bird off to somewhere hot and get hitched, I am looking at Sangin....
 
#20
Fortunately money wont be an issue, however my social life is fast disintegrating but I reserve the right to continue to use prostitutes as a means of escapism.
I am also being blackmailed into marrying, she is adamant the baby will not have my last name unless I whisk the bird off to somewhere hot and get hitched, I am looking at Sangin....
Being Ex RM and Marrage, simply does not go together, save us all the Heartache, and leave her now......and Just shag with slaggs of the internet.....hey it works for me!!
 

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