Bassingbourn barracks bum bandits

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  1. OK well I heard a rumour that at bassingbourn barracks the lads like to shove pencils up each others backsides im sure its just a load of bullshit but it made me think seeing as the person I heard it from is in the army, anyone else heard this one? Is it true :?
     
  2. Congratulations, the first wah of the night!
     
  3. Gubmint_Agent

    Gubmint_Agent War Hero

    Aaaaaaaand... another quality thread leaves the slipway.
    To The Hole.
     
  4. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    Absolutely unfounded. It's marker pens FFS 8O Get your facts straight please and stop causing trouble.
     
  5. Blogg

    Blogg LE

    Indeed. But worryingly BBBB pencils do exist:

    BBBB. :Soft and black extra size lead (for full, rich, deep shading) 8O
     
  6. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    No. ....Marker Pens :wink: Push, twist, withdraw. For that lingering sensation.
     
  7. Welcome to ARRSE.

    Hole!

    Water Washable Dry-Wipe Markers actually. Or, for real "commitment" - Permanent Marker.
     
  8. I bow to your knowledge in this area Jarrod!
     
  9. CQMS

    CQMS LE

    I wouldn't bow too low, you never know.
     
  10. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    This perhaps....
     

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  11. Typical of today's Army, should be using chinagraph, why in my day blah blah blah
     
  12. Begs the question - when does MuffMuncher start Phase 1 at Bassingbourn Barracks?!
     
  13. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    MuffMuncher is a she, I heard by the way.
     
  14. When they said "retention" was a problem for the Army, didn't realise that they now tested for it, so early on!
     
  15. Dennis48

    Dennis48 War Hero

    Sure it wasn't someone dressed in Navy Blue and mentioned the Golden Rivet :D :D :D
     
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