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  1. Go on admit it. How may posters on this forum learned their basic german phrases from watching porn videos?
    :lol:
     
  2. Ich kann mit Bestimmtheit sagen, dass das bei mir keineswegs der Fall war. Auf der anderen Seite kann ich aber auch nicht verhehlen, dass der eine oder andere durchaus nützliche Begriff anläßlich einer Nummer gefallen ist. :D

    MsG
     
  3. Ich habe fast alles meine in bet mit mein freunden gelearnt
     
  4. You need to be a bit careful there, Tropper. Either you mean: "mit meinen Freunden" - with my friends, fnar, fnar. Or you mean: "mit meiner Freundin" - with my Doris.

    You know what the rumour-mongers are like. :D :D :D

    MsG
     
  5. never was very good at spelling, and it's a long time since Mulheim
     
  6. Guten abend schlamp, wos kostit lecken miein pimmel ?
     
  7. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ja Tiefer was always my favourite :lol:
     
  8. Ahhhhhhhhhh - Muelheim! Where the first thing they taught you was not to say "Ich bin warm"

    Were those the films where some womand said "Oh jaaaaaaaaaaa, jaaaaaaaa - ich komme!"

    Errr - apparently :oops:
     
  9. When we were doing pony trekking back in the early 1970's we had some deutsche fickende Pfadfinder camped out with us. I was the guide and they taught me some extraordinary German language.


    Move forward to 1975. Klaus' Bierkeller, Bell Street, London, W2. Mine host Herr Klaus Nufer, Schwarzwald Club. So I practised my German on him.


    Du bist ein arschgeficktes Suppenhuhn.
    Geh zurück, du schwule Sau.
    Hau ab, du Scheiß Fick.
    Halt das Pferd, du Arschficker.
    Aufsitzen auf das Pferd, schwuler Junge.
    Absitzen vom Pferd, schwuler Arschficker.
    Nicht traben das Pferd, du geile Fotze.
    Stopp das Pferd, mein Arsch ist an Feuer.
     
  10. "Ich bin ein Berliner................
    "I am a badly spelt Binliner".
     
  11. You disgusting pervert! It was, as any self respecting gentleman of a certain age will testify, from the awesome, fantastic COMMANDO COMICS!

    'Hande Hoch', 'schnell', 'achtung', 'donner und blitzen', and who could forget the immortal, 'Arrrgh!!' and 'For you Tommy, ze war is over!'

    Happy days....... :lol:
     
  12. Achtung Spitfeuer!

    :D
     
  13. Wasn't that JKF telling them he was a jelly Doughnut?
     
  14. True, jammy doughnut!
    "Woodbine Fraulein?"
    Cigaretten getten wetten.
    Kartoffeln tuese..........Tatty Bye!