Barbie gets her (brown) wings

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Moodybitch, Jun 10, 2005.

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  1. Am I weird?

    There I was this morning, taking 5 mins to grab a coffee while my son was watching Noddy, when on came the adverts.

    The TV is blaring out some bad americanised blurb about the new fairywings Barbie - 'look, Barbie's got her wings'. Before I could even think, I found myself talking back to the TV and asking 'Oh yeah Barbie, got your BROWN wings have ya' and sniggering like a tw@t.

    Meanwhile my son looks up at me with innocence and some confusion in his eyes and says 'What mummy?'

    Not wanting to have to explain to a child what brown wings meant and why I was finding it so amusing, I quickly tried to divert his attention to something else. 'Oh look, another advert, look'

    I soon wished I hadn't said that, because the next one was for 'The Cosmic Hoop'!

    I know I should be more mature, but I really couldn't help it and for the word hoop to appear so soon after the Barbies brown wings episode just set me off.

    By now, my lad is looking up at me wondering what the feck his mother is laughing so hard at and he is actually looking a bit ashamed of me.

    Is it just me? Or do any other arrsers find an alternative and amusing meaning to things aimed at kids? Or am I just a sad feck?
  2. Moody, have you got your brown wings or have you got your HALO brown wings :wink:
  3. No, I am a hoop virgin, and intend to stay that way
  4. I know what you mean Moody, all these sweet innocent advert have hidden meanings i'm sure of it. Or then like you I could be a sad dirty minded cow!!!

  5. Please consider me on the same intellectual level as your sprog and tell me what brown wings are??? :? :D
  6. If you don't know Smithy, I will not dirty your innocent mind with such talk ;)
  7. pleaseeee!!!!!!!!!! :D
  8. Captain_Crusty

    Captain_Crusty War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Surely a wah? :D
  9. Or more likely a valiant attempt by Agent smudge to get a arrse maiden to talk dirty on line fine work sir keep it up.
  10. RTFQ


    Hoop is a very amusing word. As is box. If you don't know what brown wings are AS, you don't need to know. Moody, when you start throwing innuendos at the TV when only yer lad is around, it's an indicator that you need to get out more.

    My action man took barbie's brown wings in 1985. As his genitals are entombed in his blue war pants, I had to resort to 'marking the DZ' with a hot stanley knife before teaching action man the finer art of fisting. My old man threw my action man away and banned me from playing with my sisters toys after he found me supervising an old school gangbang with action man, Cindy and a whole herd of My Little Ponies.
  11. I always knew Cindy was a slut
  12. Barbie was ok for but my Princess Leia figure was far more flexible and had a skirt that could be lifted up. I will never forget those school boy lusting as I had her gang fecked by a couple a of storm troopers with Darth directing the show.
  13. And i thought I was the only one who glued the finger from his action man to his groin, drilled a hole for Barbie and practiced some of the positions I saw in my old mans porn mags. For years I thought I was a perv but at last I can see there are others out there like last a sense of relief has flooded over me
  14. What the feck are you doing with a Princess Leia figure? You wooftah;)
  15. RTFQ


    You're damn skippy she is. I invented the Mattel Bukkake Party Cindy way before the internet.