Am I weird? There I was this morning, taking 5 mins to grab a coffee while my son was watching Noddy, when on came the adverts. The TV is blaring out some bad americanised blurb about the new fairywings Barbie - 'look, Barbie's got her wings'. Before I could even think, I found myself talking back to the TV and asking 'Oh yeah Barbie, got your BROWN wings have ya' and sniggering like a tw@t. Meanwhile my son looks up at me with innocence and some confusion in his eyes and says 'What mummy?' Not wanting to have to explain to a child what brown wings meant and why I was finding it so amusing, I quickly tried to divert his attention to something else. 'Oh look, another advert, look' I soon wished I hadn't said that, because the next one was for 'The Cosmic Hoop'! I know I should be more mature, but I really couldn't help it and for the word hoop to appear so soon after the Barbies brown wings episode just set me off. By now, my lad is looking up at me wondering what the feck his mother is laughing so hard at and he is actually looking a bit ashamed of me. Is it just me? Or do any other arrsers find an alternative and amusing meaning to things aimed at kids? Or am I just a sad feck?