Barbie Caught in Porn Scandal

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 23, 2007.

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  1. Regrettably Barbie's lack of genitals or nipples will restrict her appearances to...ahem...specialist publications.
     
  2. It's like she's pre-censored! Like all those Japanese lass' with the mosaic vaginas.
     
  3. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Surely something could be done with:

    a. A small modelling knife.
    b. Modelling putty.
    c. Humbrol paint.
    d. Train-modellers' "grass".

    Just a passing thought ... I've never really considered it myself. :wink:
     
  4. Ken would be the first to line up for an 'augmentation'.. a little bit of plastic sprue, some fleshtone Testors and, voila.. a scale 13"er for Barbie's pleasing..

    not that I've ever done anything in that regard..my daughter's Barbie collection is strictly her own < cough >
     
  5. You are a bit too well prepared BS for that to be believable...can I suggest Humbrol #61 Matt flesh by the way? :twisted:
     
  6. Surely that would Roman birds?
     
  7. Then you could stick it right up her Pompei?
     
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Out of stock at the moment ... I don't know where it all goes. :oops:
     
  9. Airfix went bust, but have just been bought out by Hornby, so supplies back in the shops soon...
     
  10. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Oh, goody! That and a bit of stretched sprue and I'm in business again :wink:

    They sell quite well ... MDN has quite a large collection of my early works. The newer ones with the extra battery-powered features are quite expensive, of course.

    Who knows what will end up on the Antiques Roadshow in the future. 8)
     
  11. Barbies sister 'Skipper' sounds delightful.
     
  12. You want to check out Barbie and Tanner for real depravity, Tanner is her dog, he has brown pellets you feed him...and then wag his tail so he can let them out.

    Barbie Feeds Dog Sh*t Shocker!
     
  13. there is actually a guy in the states who does amimated porn using "adapted" barbies.


    i'll try to find a link.


    never thought i'd do that.
     
  14. listen guys, we all kow Barbie is nowhere near the slut that Cindy is.....and as for Ken....DO ME A FAVOUR....both Cindy AND Barbie preferred Action Man, i know, i used to make them have 4somes, and that poor ken was always on the bench early! In the end even Barbie would get ditched and Cindy and old eagle eyes would be shagging away till dawn! Something to do with the combats i think....!
    datumhead...yes i've seen that vid....barbie and ken having rough sex, he smacks her up and its alll going so well when...no i wont spoil it for those who havent seen it!