Barbie Caught in Porn Scandal

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Regrettably Barbie's lack of genitals or nipples will restrict her appearances to...ahem...specialist publications.
 
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Cuddles said:
Regrettably Barbie's lack of genitals or nipples will restrict her appearances to...ahem...specialist publications.
Surely something could be done with:

a. A small modelling knife.
b. Modelling putty.
c. Humbrol paint.
d. Train-modellers' "grass".

Just a passing thought ... I've never really considered it myself. :wink:
 
#5
Ken would be the first to line up for an 'augmentation'.. a little bit of plastic sprue, some fleshtone Testors and, voila.. a scale 13"er for Barbie's pleasing..

not that I've ever done anything in that regard..my daughter's Barbie collection is strictly her own < cough >
 
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blue_sophist said:
Cuddles said:
Regrettably Barbie's lack of genitals or nipples will restrict her appearances to...ahem...specialist publications.
Surely something could be done with:

a. A small modelling knife.
b. Modelling putty.
c. Humbrol paint.
d. Train-modellers' "grass".

Just a passing thought ... I've never really considered it myself. :wink:
You are a bit too well prepared BS for that to be believable...can I suggest Humbrol #61 Matt flesh by the way? :twisted:
 
#7
SparkySteve said:
It's like she's pre-censored! Like all those Japanese lass' with the mosaic vaginas.
Surely that would Roman birds?
 
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Cuddles said:
blue_sophist said:
Cuddles said:
Regrettably Barbie's lack of genitals or nipples will restrict her appearances to...ahem...specialist publications.
Surely something could be done with:

a. A small modelling knife.
b. Modelling putty.
c. Humbrol paint.
d. Train-modellers' "grass".

Just a passing thought ... I've never really considered it myself. :wink:
You are a bit too well prepared BS for that to be believable...can I suggest Humbrol #61 Matt flesh by the way? :twisted:
Out of stock at the moment ... I don't know where it all goes. :oops:
 
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blue_sophist said:
Cuddles said:
blue_sophist said:
Cuddles said:
Regrettably Barbie's lack of genitals or nipples will restrict her appearances to...ahem...specialist publications.
Surely something could be done with:

a. A small modelling knife.
b. Modelling putty.
c. Humbrol paint.
d. Train-modellers' "grass".

Just a passing thought ... I've never really considered it myself. :wink:
You are a bit too well prepared BS for that to be believable...can I suggest Humbrol #61 Matt flesh by the way? :twisted:
Out of stock at the moment ... I don't know where it all goes. :oops:
Airfix went bust, but have just been bought out by Hornby, so supplies back in the shops soon...
 
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benjaminw1 said:
Airfix went bust, but have just been bought out by Hornby, so supplies back in the shops soon...
Oh, goody! That and a bit of stretched sprue and I'm in business again :wink:

They sell quite well ... MDN has quite a large collection of my early works. The newer ones with the extra battery-powered features are quite expensive, of course.

Who knows what will end up on the Antiques Roadshow in the future. 8)
 
#13
You want to check out Barbie and Tanner for real depravity, Tanner is her dog, he has brown pellets you feed him...and then wag his tail so he can let them out.

Barbie Feeds Dog Sh*t Shocker!
 
#14
there is actually a guy in the states who does amimated porn using "adapted" barbies.


i'll try to find a link.


never thought i'd do that.
 
#15
listen guys, we all kow Barbie is nowhere near the slut that Cindy is.....and as for Ken....DO ME A FAVOUR....both Cindy AND Barbie preferred Action Man, i know, i used to make them have 4somes, and that poor ken was always on the bench early! In the end even Barbie would get ditched and Cindy and old eagle eyes would be shagging away till dawn! Something to do with the combats i think....!
datumhead...yes i've seen that vid....barbie and ken having rough sex, he smacks her up and its alll going so well when...no i wont spoil it for those who havent seen it!
 
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starfire said:
listen guys, we all kow Barbie is nowhere near the slut that Cindy is.....and as for Ken....DO ME A FAVOUR....both Cindy AND Barbie preferred Action Man, i know, i used to make them have 4somes, and that poor ken was always on the bench early! In the end even Barbie would get ditched and Cindy and old eagle eyes would be shagging away till dawn! Something to do with the combats i think....!
datumhead...yes i've seen that vid....barbie and ken having rough sex, he smacks her up and its alll going so well when...no i wont spoil it for those who havent seen it!
It's Sindy.
 
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fairmaidofperth said:
starfire said:
listen guys, we all kow Barbie is nowhere near the slut that Cindy is.....and as for Ken....DO ME A FAVOUR....both Cindy AND Barbie preferred Action Man, i know, i used to make them have 4somes, and that poor ken was always on the bench early! In the end even Barbie would get ditched and Cindy and old eagle eyes would be shagging away till dawn! Something to do with the combats i think....!
datumhead...yes i've seen that vid....barbie and ken having rough sex, he smacks her up and its alll going so well when...no i wont spoil it for those who havent seen it!
It's Sindy.
So where was Klaus while all this was happening?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=15601d274115206228f7c33261f2046f&threadid=41880
 
#18
fairmaidofperth said:
starfire said:
listen guys, we all kow Barbie is nowhere near the slut that Cindy is.....and as for Ken....DO ME A FAVOUR....both Cindy AND Barbie preferred Action Man, i know, i used to make them have 4somes, and that poor ken was always on the bench early! In the end even Barbie would get ditched and Cindy and old eagle eyes would be shagging away till dawn! Something to do with the combats i think....!
datumhead...yes i've seen that vid....barbie and ken having rough sex, he smacks her up and its alll going so well when...no i wont spoil it for those who havent seen it!
It's Sindy.
OOOPs yes, you are right!
 
#19
datumhead said:
there is actually a guy in the states who does amimated porn using "adapted" barbies.


i'll try to find a link.


never thought i'd do that.
There, look! It doesn't matter how perverted we pretend to be (stand fast MDN, I know you're for real mucker), the internet will always provide someone who is actually up to this stuff!

I'm tempted to think of a perverse practice, google it and come back to report my progress. Hell, why not? TFB is absent on holiday, I'm all tequila-ed up...wait out!
 
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Oh god, I've just googled "lego sex sausage"...and got 31, 200 hits FFS. In a way I'm glad I was right but in another sense I'm strangely attracted to saveloys and Duplo!
 

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