Barack Obama - Life Expectancy Sweepstake

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  1. Lets see how many spooky prophets we have! The winner can blow me off. Second prize, blowing me off twice etc.etc.

    Choose 1. a method, 2. a date and 3. an idea of the perpetrator(s), 4. a possible location like this:

    1. Hail of bullets.
    2. September 12th
    3. Yoko Ono disguised as professor Plum.
    4. The Whitehouse lawn
  2. 1. Single shot by a lone gunman
    2. July 4th
    3. GrandMaster of the KKK
    4. Grassy Knoll with a burning cross
  3. 1. Several 12 'gauge' shots.
    2. November 23rd
    3. Cletus P. Redneck, Sh1tkicker, AL
    4. A grassy knoll.

    Curse you ark angel, I look like a picosecond plagiarist.
  4. 1. Pretzsel laced with anthrax.
    2. April 1st.
    3. George Bush Snr.
    4. Oval Office.

    Hope the CIA don't get hold of this 8O
  5. 1. a train
    2. February 31st
    3. Purple Aki
    4. aberystwyth
  6. 1. IED
    2. July 9th
    3. AQ
    4. Iraq/Afghan, whilst visiting troops.
  7. 1. Lead Piping
    3. Proff Plumb.
    4. Week on Teusday around 16;00 hrs, local

    But seriously I was talking about this the other day. I reckon within 12 months of being elected(if elected) and it will be a hand gun, 2 or 3 shots to the body by a white supremecist called Cletus fron Alybamy!
  8. 1) Pickled Herring
    2) February 7th 2009, 1:09PM
    3) The demented lovechild of David Blunkett and Cherie Blair
    4) Ann Summers in Bournemouth
  9. 1. Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

    2. Anywhere.

    3. Russia

    4. Sometime soon.
  10. 1. Entirely natural causes, not suspicious in any way at all.
    2. In private, surrounded only by a select gathering of senior Democrats.
    3. Nobody with any provable connection to the Clintons whatsoever.
    4. The day after Hilary's appointed as Vice-President.
  11. asphyxiation
    on a date with...
    Fritzl's cellar
  12. .22 Rimfire rifle from 2000yards
    3 months to the day from taking office.
    Any conveniently placed white supremacist
    On the steps to Marine One

    If one word of this should turn out to be true its purely co-incedence!
  13. Pretty damn short considering now that his deputy is Joe Biden, Senator for Delaware.

    Barrack Obama.....Joe Biden......Obama Biden....... ring any bells?

    That plus 12% of the septics believe that Obama is a muslim.
  14. Or the next time we see you, you'll be wearing orange coveralls.
  15. 1.strap-on coated with radio-active thallium
    2.Last night of the Democratic Convention
    3. Hilary Clinton