A man walks into a welsh pub and asks for a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him... "Where are you from? You sound English".... "I'm from just across the Severn Bridge" replies the man nervously. "What d'you do 'just across the Severn bridge'"..... "I'm a taxidermist" he says glancing round anxiously "What the f*ck is one of those????".... "I mount animals" he says "It's alright boys" yells the barman "He's one of us!!!"