Bar Room Brawl. Music/Weapons sorted, chose your opponent

Chose Your Opponent

  • Any Labour politician

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  • Pete Dougherty

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  • Simon Cowell

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Piers Morgan

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Johnathon Ross

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • George Galloway

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Steve Maclaren

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sven Goran Erikson

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mark Ronson

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  • Dizzy Rascal (or any other d1ck head rapper)

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  • Total voters
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#2
You Forgot Tim "Pimp my Ride" Westwood....utter Cnut that he is.........
 
#3
Tim Westwood is such a joke. He speaks like he's from South Central Los Angeles but actually he's a 52 year sonof a Bishop from East Anglia.
 
#4
Any new Liabour lefty politician Gordon Brown preferably.
 
#5
plant_life said:
For me it has to be Pete Dougherty. Absolute oxygen thief who deserves a shoeing.
saw pete doherty on jonathon ross a few years ago. he was actually a pretty funny bloke, druggy wastoid or not.
 
#6
I voted for any Liarbour politician, but to be honest, that list is a little short. You left out Russell Brand, Sven, Jamie Oliver, fcuking loads of O2 theives but I suppose voting space was at a premium.
 
#7
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
plant_life said:
For me it has to be Pete Dougherty. Absolute oxygen thief who deserves a shoeing.
saw pete doherty on jonathon ross a few years ago. he was actually a pretty funny bloke, druggy wastoid or not.
Agreed I've seen him in a few interviews and he's come across a quite a funny bloke, very well read too.
 
#9
4th from the top.

Pete Dougherty deserving a shoeing if for nothing else than really taking the p155 when it comes to drugs. How many times has that tw@t been caught and not chucked in jailed?
 
#10
plant_life said:
4th from the top.

Pete Dougherty deserving a shoeing if for nothing else than really taking the p155 when it comes to drugs. How many times has that tw@t been caught and not chucked in jailed?

Thats down to the justice system in England not Pete Dougherty.
 
#12
Geri fu cking haliwell the ginger Crunt
 
#14
saintstone said:
I voted for any Liarbour politician, but to be honest, that list is a little short. You left out Russell Brand, Sven, Jamie Oliver, fcuking loads of O2 theives but I suppose voting space was at a premium.
hmmm..... ive voted for any labour politician, though in reality ive never seen one down my local... and unlikely to see one in any naffi either...

shame, i had my chair selected and my best calsberg ashtray was on standby :(
 
#15
Any of the following
Michael Barrymore
Peter Tatchell
Vinnie Jones
Jackie Smith
Jack Straw
Take That
Boyzone
Kerry Katona
Billy Connolly
Barry from the Cillit bang adverts
Cilla Black
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
All New Liabour
Any Big Brother "celebrity
Noel & Liam Gallagher ( see how hard they are without 10 bodyguards)
Amy Crackhouse
Jason Donovan
The Pope
The Dalai Llama
Buddha
Spiderman
The Punisher
Gerry Adams
Martin McGuiness
Bagpuss
The Clangers
Mad Max
William Tell
Jason Bourne
Crane Drivers
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Kray
Anyone called Ronnie
Steve Davies
Joe Cole
The Snail
Carrots
Jonathan Ross
Goliath
Peter Pan
The Goonies
Chunk
Ben and Jerry
Any Manc
Asylum seekers called Ralph
The Sopranoes
Billy the Kid
Cod
The cast of Hollyoaks
China
Anyone who rides a BMX
Pol Pot
Pot Pol
SHANE RICHIE !!! FCUKING BASTARD
The Yorkshire Ripper
Shane McGowan
Kerry Katona
The Wombles
Guardian readers
Boy Scouts
David Van Day
Jason Donovan
The Dole
People from Tuebrook / Childwall & Wavertree
My mum
JR Ewing
Terry McCann
Arthur Daley
James Bond
Steve McQueen
Alf Garnett
The Zulu tribe
Soul Boys
People with gay hair
Norfolk & Suffolk
Anyone with a lisp
Anyone without a lisp
Polly The Parrott
George from Rainbow (not zippyMy next door neighbour
YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR
The cast of nieghbours
Rice Crispies
Paul Young ( and his wife)
Coronation Street
The Queen
King Midas
Lord Byron
The Poet Lauriete
Wilf from Camden
Abdul the newsagent
Coco the clown
John Wayne Gacy
The Boston Strangler
Andy McNab
Robert De Niro
Joe Pesci
Henry Hill
Liverpool F.C supporters who come from Wigan, Runcorn, Kent, Oslo, Russia etc anywhere except Liverpool supporters my ARRSE!!
Monkeys
Robinson Crusoe
The Aga Khan
Paul McCartney
Heather Mills
Joe Public
Morrisey
 
#16
le_crabe_tambour said:
Any of the following
Michael Barrymore
Peter Tatchell
Vinnie Jones
Jackie Smith
Jack Straw
Take That
Boyzone
Kerry Katona
Billy Connolly
Barry from the Cillit bang adverts
Cilla Black
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
All New Liabour
Any Big Brother "celebrity
Noel & Liam Gallagher ( see how hard they are without 10 bodyguards)
Amy Crackhouse
Jason Donovan
The Pope
The Dalai Llama
Buddha
Spiderman
The Punisher
Gerry Adams
Martin McGuiness
Bagpuss
The Clangers
Mad Max
William Tell
Jason Bourne
Crane Drivers
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Kray
Anyone called Ronnie
Steve Davies
Joe Cole
The Snail
Carrots
Jonathan Ross
Goliath
Peter Pan
The Goonies
Chunk
Ben and Jerry
Any Manc
Asylum seekers called Ralph
The Sopranoes
Billy the Kid
Cod
The cast of Hollyoaks
China
Anyone who rides a BMX
Pol Pot
Pot Pol
SHANE RICHIE !!! FCUKING fatherless
The Yorkshire Ripper
Shane McGowan
Kerry Katona
The Wombles
Guardian readers
Boy Scouts
David Van Day
Jason Donovan
The Dole
People from Tuebrook / Childwall & Wavertree
My mum
JR Ewing
Terry McCann
Arthur Daley
James Bond
Steve McQueen
Alf Garnett
The Zulu tribe
Soul Boys
People with gay hair
Norfolk & Suffolk
Anyone with a lisp
Anyone without a lisp
Polly The Parrott
George from Rainbow (not zippyMy next door neighbour
YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR
The cast of nieghbours
Rice Crispies
Paul Young ( and his wife)
Coronation Street
The Queen
King Midas
Lord Byron
The Poet Lauriete
Wilf from Camden
Abdul the newsagent
Coco the clown
John Wayne Gacy
The Boston Strangler
Andy McNab
Robert De Niro
Joe Pesci
Henry Hill
fuckin hell mate, ive only got one chair, me and one ashtray!
 
#17
le_crabe_tambour said:
Any of the following
Michael Barrymore
Peter Tatchell
Vinnie Jones
Jackie Smith
Jack Straw
Take That
Boyzone
Kerry Katona
Billy Connolly
Barry from the Cillit bang adverts
Cilla Black
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
All New Liabour
Any Big Brother "celebrity
Noel & Liam Gallagher ( see how hard they are without 10 bodyguards)
Amy Crackhouse
Jason Donovan
The Pope
The Dalai Llama
Buddha
Spiderman
The Punisher
Gerry Adams
Martin McGuiness
Bagpuss
The Clangers
Mad Max
William Tell
Jason Bourne
Crane Drivers
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Kray
Anyone called Ronnie
Steve Davies
Joe Cole
The Snail
Carrots
Jonathan Ross
Goliath
Peter Pan
The Goonies
Chunk
Ben and Jerry
Any Manc
Asylum seekers called Ralph
The Sopranoes
Billy the Kid
Cod
The cast of Hollyoaks
China
Anyone who rides a BMX
Pol Pot
Pot Pol
SHANE RICHIE !!! FCUKING fatherless
The Yorkshire Ripper
Shane McGowan
Kerry Katona
The Wombles
Guardian readers
Boy Scouts
David Van Day
Jason Donovan
The Dole
People from Tuebrook / Childwall & Wavertree
My mum
JR Ewing
Terry McCann
Arthur Daley
James Bond
Steve McQueen
Alf Garnett
The Zulu tribe
Soul Boys
People with gay hair
Norfolk & Suffolk
Anyone with a lisp
Anyone without a lisp
Polly The Parrott
George from Rainbow (not zippyMy next door neighbour
YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR
The cast of nieghbours
Rice Crispies
Paul Young ( and his wife)
Coronation Street
The Queen
King Midas
Lord Byron
The Poet Lauriete
Wilf from Camden
Abdul the newsagent
Coco the clown
John Wayne Gacy
The Boston Strangler
Andy McNab
Robert De Niro
Joe Pesci
Henry Hill
Liverpool F.C supporters who come from Wigan, Runcorn, Kent, Oslo, Russia etc anywhere except Liverpool supporters my ARRSE!!
Monkeys
Robinson Crusoe
The Aga Khan
Paul McCartney
Heather Mills
Joe Public
Morrisey
Mate, you are a very angry man. But why the Queen?
 
#18
Sorry I meant the Queen of Sheba ! her attitude stinks.
 
#20
Nah thats just off the top of my head, there's plenty more to go on the list, and I'll probably need a fellow arrser as back up to deal with a few of them, The Boston Strangler,Terry McCann and The Goonies for example but I'm planning on being tooled up with brass knuckles and tear gas ( blind em them bash em) will be my tactics, and some ( most ) won't be expecting the attack so surprise will work in my favour....
 
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