Bar Games

Once the staple for a pished up evening but are they still played or have the H&S Nazis risk assesed them as hazardous to health?

Bottle walking?

Over and under a 6 foot trestle table?

Hanging upside down from a door and drinking a pint?

Boat races?


Eating 10 cream crackers?

Flaming Drambuies?

Falling wall headbutt?

Dance of the flaming arrseholes?
They still play nails - which when pissed cannot possibly pass H & S regulation.


How do you play falling wall headbutt?
Still play most of the others.

Not seen freckles since early BFG days...........
Wake up you lot Mens games, Soggy Biscuit
TARE said:
How do you play falling wall headbutt?

Quite simple really - find a wall and stand about 2 feet away, facing the wall with hands clasped behind your back. Keeping your back straight - lean forward and arrest your fall with your knapper.

The best walls were wood panelled or plasterbpoard so you get a satisfying thud but no real injury. The idea was to increase the distance away from the wall whilst still not using your hands to stop your fall.

Now the best bit was to try and get a really tall recruit/subaltern - the taller the better - to stand about four/five feet away and by blinding him with a bit of science - trigonometetry /Pythagoras etc. - you could convince him that his height would overcome the distance he would travel forwards and minimise the effect of impact.

The beauty was watching them lean forward and travel about three/four feet and then realise they were shortly about to enter a world of pain but it was usually too late to stop themselves with their hands - result - splintered wall pannelling, broken plasterboards, broken snotters and loads of claret!

And there you have the falling wall headbutt game.
Spots- is for winners

All you need is a large turd - fresh out someones arrse.
A big mallet and then you all sit around the table and a nominated person hits the aforesaid turd with mallet and the person sitting around the table with the least amount of poo spots on thier boat race has to eat the remanace off the table!

Real test of character - soggy biscuit my arrse - game for latent marmite farmers!!!!!!!!!!
I play the same game everytime I end up in the bar, its well cool - like sooo tops - and i win everytime.

What you is go in and ask for a pint, after a brief exchange of conversation with the gopping pads wife behind the bar who looks like she's been fucked over by a meat & potato pie, you get conned out of some gold round token things and win a pint of luke warm fizzy - she'll say it's lager but don't trust any one with sweat rings bigger than Saturn.
Danger Darts is my pub game of choice- Blindfold participant, spin him/her around 10 times (or so), and give them a dart. They then have to throw the dart where they think the board is...
The other game we play it to see who can hop on one leg the longest. When everybodys out we sit down and debaite the current situation in Chechnya. Oh how we laugh.
Playing "Spoons" with the young subalterns was always a good one !
Spoof, has to win every time
I like to play this game.

On entry into a drinking establishment with a group of friends, one of you goes to the bar and buys everyone else a drink. this motion continues until everyone in turn has bought a drink. Then start the entire proces again.

Oddly, the more times people go to the bar, the more drunk you get, its dead cool.

The other game I haven't played for a while is smashing people in the face with glass ashtrays, the police always win that though
I had a medium sherry at the working mens club the other night, in there people were playing darts, billiards and dominoes. Some of the younger chaps were drinking bottled beer and playing snooker and pool
minister_doh_nut said:
On entry into a drinking establishment with a group of friends, one of you goes to the bar and buys everyone else a drink. this motion continues until everyone in turn has bought a drink. Then start the entire proces again.

That is well cool - almost cucumber with a hint peppermint cool.

I've never tried it but there are some who like to play this game, we call them Jack Cnuts - the idea is you hang at the back of the crowd so as not to be first to the bar to buy the round....... you spend the night accepting a drink of each member in the round.... then off back to the block before its your turn.
there was another game you played, you could offer a drink to a member of the opposite sex.

If they accepted you could stand and talk to them for a while in an attempt to gain favour and possibly engage in intercourse. If they declined you dropped a micky finn in their WKD and bummed them in the fire escape.
Me and my mate Copey used do do this one:

Get a train to Soho and go to the Amiral Duncan pub which is a well known homosexual hangout. Whilst one orders the beers the other one casually shoves a Hi-Tec bag filled with ANFO and 8" nails under the table.
What happens next is, you take a swig of your pint and then (here's the important bit) fcuking leg it as fast as you can screaming "Die homo's, you abberations of mankind"

How we laughed when a red mist descended over Fagdom.
The beer hardened, old and bold used to play this game in our Sqn Bar.........

You order a pint and take it back to the table before you sitting down you place the pint on the table........ but here's the twist......... there must be no glass to table contact....... it must be placed on a beer mat.

Obviously as the night goes on the game gets harder the more you have to drink, with odd lapses in concentration...... I've even seen two inhebriated chaps go at it toe to toe because of a missed placed pint......

Only for the steeley eye'd types that one.
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