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TheIronDuke

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#7
One suspects none of you have been to a casino in SE Asia? Where handguns must be checked with security for collection later, then there is a list of stuff you cannot even check with security. At the Sokha Beach Resort Casino this includes chemical weapons, pest control chemicals and ice cream. You can smoke fags all day long so it works for me.
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
I think it's "No weapons". I'm not sure if that's supposed to be the joke or if it's secretly a penis joke
Nah. Badger_Heed is dyslexic. Those of us who know and love him do not usually draw attention to it because he is a sensitive boy. He meant to say "Is it a cripple joke? I do not get it". But he cant spell. On account of being dyslexic. Thanks for humiliating him in public you heartless cunt.
 
#11
All I can see is a cross on a window therefore the "no weapons" strap line didn't even register.

I'm led to believe that it is illegal to rape a child in a bank (other establishments are also available) therefore there should have been a picture of a child having a penis forced into it, covered by a cross.
 
#12
Nah. Badger_Heed is dyslexic. Those of us who know and love him do not usually draw attention to it because he is a sensitive boy. He meant to say "Is it a cripple joke? I do not get it". But he cant spell. On account of being dyslexic. Thanks for humiliating him in public you heartless cunt.
My pleasure ^_^.

Is it a cripple joke?
 
#16
One suspects none of you have been to a casino in SE Asia? Where handguns must be checked with security for collection later, then there is a list of stuff you cannot even check with security. At the Sokha Beach Resort Casino this includes chemical weapons, pest control chemicals and ice cream. You can smoke fags all day long so it works for me.
So how are things in the world of gay crematoria?
 

TheIronDuke

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#19
So how are things in the world of gay crematoria?
Yeah, fair one. The whole Sokha empire is more scary than Disco 2000. The Bokor Mountain Resort? Fuck me. Even your crew would get the back of the neck hairs going up there. But you have to hand it to the man. Moving from being 'a poor rice farmer in the north' to the right hand man of King Sihamoni in a single generation is a class act.

I for one am optimistic. Flogging off chunks of land and islands the size of Wales to the Russians and Chinese will ensure human rights and the rule of law are enshrined.

Until then I shall stick my pest control chemicals down me boot when I enter the casino.
 
#20
I'm aware that lysdexics are teople poo. But yes
I was having a discussion with my mate late time we went skiing. He said you "zig zagged" down the hill, I said you "zag zigged", so we asked a bloke carrying a sledge what he thought. "Don't know mate, I'm a tabogganist", he said, so asked him for 20 benson and hedges
 

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