**** bank

[looney]

My first deposit into my now well filled account was as a teen, having Fiona Bla Bla sitting on my shoulders while i rode my bike, her with a denim skirt on, she was definitely getting off on the back of my neck.

My second would be my Mums mate, while staying over at hers, saw her in the bathroom naked on the scales, my Brother also made a deposit into his account.

So so sad i know.

What's in your bank..

 

[Dan1vikings08]

The girl that does the letters on countdown!! Not Vorderman although now i would have to think twice. Vorderman and the new girl now theres something worth bashing one out for!!

 

[looney]

That's not your wank bank, you wont still have a deposit box in twenty years time with her in it.

 

[smartascarrots]

A friend of my elder sister's was staying over and made my night by forgetting to close the bedroom door when getting undressed. I got a full frontal eyeful and the revelation that females get hairy down there too.

Edited to point out, I was a small child at the time. She's not so tidy-looking these days.

 

[Dan1vikings08]

That's not your wank bank, you wont still have a deposit box in twenty years time with her in it.

who cares i throw myself around to the image of them too lezzing off all the time!!

 

[daywalker]

The wifes best friend's clout, a picture of which I found on her phone when she asked me to do something on it for her.
Also the text where some bloke she was shagging was getting told how much she wanted a fisting!!!!

Oh and just to clarify was stuff was on wifes mates phone !!!!

 

[Stores4Storing]

I used to babysit for a couple, years ago, while they were out I was rooting round 'as you do' and found some photos of the woman dressed up is all the sexy finery, stockings, suspenders - the works, oh happy days!

I must of not put them back properly as she sussed it, one New Years eve when she was pissed she asked me about the pics, I went bright red as you do, she told me not to worry and gave the longest and 1st proper french kiss of my life, I was only 13 or 14 - Oh happy days!!

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Thought this was going to be about HSBC.

 

[mac_uk]

The wifes best friend's clout, a picture of which I found on her phone when she asked me to do something on it for her.
Also the text where some bloke she was shagging was getting told how much she wanted a fisting!!!!

Oh and just to clarify was stuff was on wifes mates phone !!!!

I hope you texted all these things to your own phone for posterity

 

[daywalker]

I hope you texted all these things to your own phone for posterity

I did try but being a phone Mong failed miserably, however I do smile on the inside everytime I see said mate !!!

 

[The13thDukeOfWybourne]

I purchased a Spy Pen off ebay and set it up the bathroom when my missus' fit mate came to stay. Got a high quality ten minute video of her lathering in the shower ... and having a shit.

If anyone asks I did it for security reasons ... I was concerned with gipsies stealing my brass shower curtain rings and needed to keep an eye on it. Although she must have thought something was up when i kept asking her if she wanted a shower every ten minutes.

 

[The13thDukeOfWybourne]

vvaannmmaann - Thought this was going to be about HSBC.

Or about something similiar to a bottle bank, but for wanking material. Recycle it and send it out to Africa ... I'm sure an tribesman somewhere in darkest deepest Africa would appreciate some old soggy well used German hardcore.

 

[PrinceAlbert]

When I was a young lad, I enjoyed dressing up as a girl. I would often call myself Fiona. There was a local boy that was a little bit naive, and he often gave me lifts on his shoulders whilst riding his bike.

I used to get off against his neck as he rode me around. Thankfully he never realised I was a boy.

I wonder where he is now..........

 

[Stores4Storing]

When I was a young lad, I enjoyed dressing up as a girl. I would often call myself Fiona. There was a local boy that was a little bit naive, and he often gave me lifts on his shoulders whilst riding his bike.

I used to get off against his neck as he rode me around. Thankfully he never realised I was a boy.

I wonder where he is now..........

I once bought a spy pen and positioned it looking into a next door neighbors bedroom window, I used to keep filming this lad as he dressed up as a girl..........saw him on another boys shoulders once, smiling for some reason - wonder what happened to him!

 

[PrinceAlbert]

I once bought a spy pen and positioned it looking into a next door neighbors bedroom window, I used to keep filming this lad as he dressed up as a girl..........saw him on another boys shoulders once, smiling for some reason - wonder what happened to him!

you little minx........

 

[I_Even_Disarm_Ducks]

Seems we all have something in common bunch of voyeuristic perverts.

 

[Negligent-Discharge]

Mrs. Pearson at school in 1976 explaining Algebra to some Mong a few seats in front of me. She was leaning way too far forward... naturally, I dropped my pencil. 20 seconds of pure voyerism resulted in endless hours of Bishop Bashing. Oh, and the neighbour in California. Fit as a butcher's dog. She let me use her pool. She'd wander out with a cold beer - usually by 1100 - and lean over the pool to "check if I was okay and having fun." Nothing was left to the imagination, but I never got to hide my salami... probably because it had been beaten to death over a few weeks.... apparently.

 

[mad454fi5h]

Of a similar vein, Whilst under my desk picking up a pencil or ruler or similar stationary related item, History teacher Mrs Toulsen was discovered to be wearing white lacy little pants. Not mearly a glimpse, oh no, her legs remained in the position of 10 to 12 for a minute or two, whilst i remained in the position of hunched under desk perving.

 

[I_Even_Disarm_Ducks]

Definitely the best school maths class memory!

 

[Norfolknchance]

Miss Pirie, our French teacher was a fit looking bird who wore very short skirts. The boys (not me of course) would fling a pencil or 7 down to the front of the class so she would pick it up for them. Took her a long time to cotton onto turning round and bending the other way so we wouldn't see right up to the dark cave.

She must be nearly 70 now, hard-on now a soft-on!