THIS BLOKE IS A GENIOUS! http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=75105&in_page_id=2 Naughty bank manager's sex-for-loans scheme Friday, November 9, 2007 A German bank manager gave loans to a woman for sex and then embezzled thousands of euros to buy the silence of her relatives, authorities said on Thursday. When the man realised he could not offer the jobless woman a loan because of her poor credit history, he offered to lend her the money personally in return for sexual favours, said a spokesman for a court in the southern town of Tuebingen. The 31-year-old then stole the money from the bank. The pair continued their arrangement for the next three years.