Bank loan

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 17, 2010.

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  1. A elderly Chinese walks into a bank in the City of London and asks for the loan
    officer.He tells the loan officer that he is going to Hong Kong on business
    for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

    The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
    for the loan, so the Chinese businessman hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on
    the street in front of the bank. He produces the registration document and everything
    checks out.

    The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
    The bank's manager and his staff all enjoy a good laugh at the
    Chinese for using a £250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
    An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground
    garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,
    which comes to £15.41.

    The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
    and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little
    puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
    multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow

    The Chinese replies: "Where else in London can I park my car for
    two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
  2. Boil your head will you............that's worse than your Marine on a train "joke"
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    FFS P-A. This is just the new way for displaying jokes on Arrse - lighten up, it is not the end of the Arrse world.
  4. I wouldn't mind if it were funny. What happened to the "joke" thread??
  5. I liked it, a bit!