Banjo Strumming anyone

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by itchyscott, Mar 7, 2012.

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  1. At last a sensible judge!
  2. Can I pop round and fiddle with myself in your garden?
  3. Feel free dear boy
  4. Or a well practised wanker?
  5. Was thinking more of a cunt but wanker is a suitable adjective
  6. So if I'm sitting on the train and suddenly get the urge to get Captain Picard up to warp speed, I'm all good? Next time I'm on public transport I'll drop the tweeds and give it a go.

    I'll let you know how it works out...
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  7. well at least he wasnt tromboning.
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  8. Make it so!:biggrin:
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  9. with pics?
  10. I think the world may have acquired a new bit of slang here.

    Less funny, however is ...

    Can't help thinking he's got a case for compensation there, given that they (presumably) banned him from the train without his having been convicted.
  11. [QUOTE/] I felt absolutely violated. I was an emotional wreck at the time. [/QUOTE]

    The only thing she is a victim of is an acute case of Sense of Perspective Failure. SoPF tragically is untreateble in the female of the species. It can however be managed by frequent injections of shoes and a 100MG twice daily of 'Listening to Her' (placebo).

  12. You'd need a fucking big zoom lense.

    If you want pics of me strangling the budgie on the train, watch crime stoppers or the crime section in the paper.
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  13. Are you the one with the warts?
  14. That wasn't a wart...
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