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Banging The Boss

#1
Watching all this jubilee sh1te on the box, I've seen some old footage of the guvnor that I've forgotten about.

She was quite a hottie in her day - given the chance, I've have given it a squirt.

Or am I destined for the tower just for thinking it?

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Mr_Tigger

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#10
Watching all this jubilee sh1te on the box, I've seen some old footage of the guvnor that I've forgotten about.

She was quite a hottie in her day - given the chance, I've have given it a squirt.

Or am I destined for the tower just for thinking it?

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Go straight to the Tower. Don't pass GO. Don't collect £200.
 
#12
Yup, the ultimate in posh totty, don't think much of the current crop though, for example I would need a couple first before tackling Airmile's girls.
 
#13
As one of her loyal subjects and having served her, I must she was a tasty young lady in her day! I know some people are thinking "God no, that's the Queen, you can't say that"! But in 50 years time, there will be lads on the internet looking at pictures of Duchess of Cambridge from her and Will's wedding day and saying how they would have love to have had a go back in the day!
 
#15
Not some old biddy, you filthy communist.

As one of the apparently few actual serving members of the Army on this website I'm on her flick.

Imagine if we didn't have a Royal Family; we'd run the Risk of Ed fucking Balls being president.

And Kate is much fitter than the lesbian/small boy lookalikes that Milliband and Balls married.

So in summary; happy Jubilee Ma'am and I would have.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
didnt she have a fling with one of the domestic staff as well? all those embarrasing headlines should at least put pippa middleton at ease going by the 'stop embarrassing me' stories in some of the shiny rags. the sooner she's pensioned off to chelsea barracks as the mess semen repository the better.

Her Maj as well as being only a 2 pinter must have been a right goer as well going by the number she churned out in short order. mind you there wasn't as much tv on back then.
 

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