Band Name

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by FidoRichardRichard, Jun 19, 2007.

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  1. A few of us ex mil types are putting a little band together for our company chrimbo bash, and we need a name.. the name must fulfil certain criteria..

    1. Must be Rude euphamism for a sexual act or a slang name for genitalia.

    2. Civvy women mustn't understand it.

    3. Civvy blokes must get it, a gentle prompt is acceptable if necessary.

    4. Short in length, must fit on the front of a drumkit.

    Any offers boys n girls??

  2. Zombie Facemask
  3. The Rusty Bullets.
  4. Boo khaki
  5. The Tromboners
  6. Cackpipe cosmonauts?

    Rear gunners?

    The Busters?
  7. Manfat
  8. The Rimmers.
  9. Combat Lads In Tune

    For those not on the uptake - this can be abrieviated to CLIT
  10. Wet Slitz
  11. Marmite Motorwayers
  12. Who shot the Sherrif
  13. How about
    'The we want to shaag every woman in the audience tonight please'
    May not fit on a drum kit but they'll get what you're after.
  14. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    The jobby robbers!, Clam Jousters Muffy and the boner slayers
  15. Split Arrse

    The Hoops

    The Spunk Trumpets

    Axe Wound

    The Bearded Clams

    Mike Hunt's band