A few of us ex mil types are putting a little band together for our company chrimbo bash, and we need a name.. the name must fulfil certain criteria.. 1. Must be Rude euphamism for a sexual act or a slang name for genitalia. 2. Civvy women mustn't understand it. 3. Civvy blokes must get it, a gentle prompt is acceptable if necessary. 4. Short in length, must fit on the front of a drumkit. Any offers boys n girls??