It is my humble opinion (as a LIM in a busy mess) that potential letching is being witheld from singlies due to the wholly unfair policy of recruiting males to hold SSLCs. Every mess should be entitled to a yearly quota of 18yr old females to smarten the place up providing they pass a rigourous vetting procedure undertaken by the LIMs. The SLIM could preside such an event and, after a formal voting session, it would be his signature that would allow or disallow prospective individuals from furthering their SSLC application. This process would inject a long awaited system by which fuglies could be kept out of the mess. I look forward to your views.