Ban male (and ugly female) SSLC Officers

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Mess_Orphan, Feb 11, 2002.

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  1. It is my humble opinion (as a LIM in a busy mess) that potential letching is being witheld from singlies due to the wholly unfair policy of recruiting males to hold SSLCs.

    Every mess should be entitled to a yearly quota of 18yr old females to smarten the place up providing they pass a rigourous vetting procedure undertaken by the LIMs. The SLIM could preside such an event and, after a formal voting session, it would be his signature that would allow or disallow prospective individuals from furthering their SSLC application.

    This process would inject a long awaited system by which fuglies could be kept out of the mess.

    I look forward to your views.
  2. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

    A slightly odd view there.  I take it that you don't get out much!

    I suppose you're either ugly of incapable of competing with a recently post-pubescent teenager then?

    Or are you the one always struggling to find a pretty young filly to bring to a Mess Ladies Dinner?  If you were as talented as the SSLC children then surely you would be the one populating the mess with all your young, free and single girlfriends?

  3. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    I thought SSLC chaps spent their time in Grenoble skiing, being F%$k ALL use for anything else?  ???
  4. My views are simply to do with improving mess aesthetics and not from a 'Blind Date' perspective.
  5. And what have you done to improve the Mess aesthetics for your female colleagues?  If there aren't very many women nearby, is that because you treat all those who go into your Mess like (less satisfactory) 3D substitutes for your Loaded calendar?  Have you actually got anything interesting to say, or any attractive virtues?
  6. I reckon the whole reason why we have Gap Year kiddies in the mess is so that they can be thoroughly beasted to do as many Orderly Officer duties, mess silver and property checks, decorating for parties (and clearing up afterwards) and all the other crap jobs that the proper subbies normally get given.

    That being the case I couldn't give a damn if they're male, female, good looking or kangorillamooses - just so long as they don't realise what they're being used for.
  7. Having a selection of young, impressionable, young fillies in the mess can never be a bad thing. Good for a bit of light chat, no heavy political discussion, a bit of phyz, setting and clearing functions and covering those ‘spare’ extra duties.

    Doesn’t really matter if they are great looking and prevents the ones who have already snuck it in not get quite so jealous. The upstart chaps though think they’re the next General Patton. All that experience they have crammed into their 18 yrs along side the 3 weeks at Sandhurst. Sure there must be some good ones but heaven only knows where they go.

    The lad we have is OK but I really only see him once a month and he’s not allowed full time in the mess (at least not unaccompanied).
  8. We call them YTS Officers, but that probably giving them too much credit.  ;D
  9. Yep, if memory serves a YTS qualification could be useful.
  10. SSLC = Short on Stamina, Limited Capability.
    Presumably it was changed to GYC for PC reasons, any good mneumonics for GYC?

  11. Gorgeous Young Chicks!
  12. The whole point of SSLC totty is for them to be sent to Deutschland for those poor sex starved subbies to get their end away without spending their pay check in the local brothel!

    Definitely ban the blokes, but keep the ugly females (they are always more thankful....) :-*
  13. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    ....or rather D-S thinks he will stand more of a chance ;)
  14. Couldn't agree more about the ban, in Germany messes anyway.  It dosent really go far enough though there ought to be a better screening policy for fugly teachers and the like.  The target array could be a whole lot better if they let a couple of subalterns sit on the boardthat selects teachers etc to work in the land onf the hun!! 8)
  15. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    I'd have gone with the Canadian supply teacher that got done for going over the side with a 15 y/o in Surrey. Not too picky about who she went after and up for some of the more unusual stuff, exactly the sort we need!