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Bambi

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Bloke comes home from a deer stalking trip to Scotland with his first deer.
"I'll cook this for the kids, They've never eaten deer"

While he's cooking the kids keep asking what it is .
He doesn't want to upset them with images of Bambi so he says it's what mummy sometimes calls him.

"Don't eat it..." Screamed the eldest..."It's a f**king arsehole"
 

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