bama Blubber Tax! - Whoa Dudes!

Discussion in 'Multinational HQ' started by Rocketeer, Sep 12, 2008.

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  1. McDonalds better start rethinking their menu and shares structure because if this takes hold, Americans just might turn to eating salads.. [well, probably not.. but... ]

    Alabama is bringing in a Fat Tax - Starting in 2011 its 37,000 state employees will have to cough up an extra $ 25 per month in payments if their weight is considered ' unhealthy ' and they're not doing anything about it. People diagnosed with high blood pressure, high cholesterol and elevated blood sugar levels will also be penalized.. [ guess they can't get mad at their government or their blood pressure will go up and they'll get hit for another 25 bills ]...
  2. Wouldn't it be more productive to shoot them, turn them into lipstick and then the state can sell the lipstick for a greater profit.