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OK guys time to check your balls, don't ask me my hands are always cold
Forgot to say it's for testicular cancer awareness
Yup....they're still there......and my hands are ALWAYS toastie warm.....
... bollocks... now I need a wank.
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(Nicked from Liz The Nurse).
For the love of Baby Jebus, don't post photos.
as long as you check for lumps whilst shaving, no
I'm not good at admin will you check mine sluggy?
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Probably with a lump hammer ...
That would probably be right up her street.
Does that hurt??
It takes a whole ward of nurses to check mine...
It's all well and good to check the old "2 veg" (whilst not forgetting the "meat" - the old chap has feelings as well and gets upset when left out), the quandry is what / how to go about doing something when there is an irregularity found. Speaking from personal experience, the internal mental battle of "am I a gayer because I've actually asked some bloke (there were no lady doctors) to feel my balls as opposed to "this is purely for medical purposes" was almost as much of a worry as the lump in my nut.
End reuslt.. balls ok and continue to fire.
I did not. Don't get ideas.
Cancer of the twat and cancer of the tits is a major element in birds dropping down dead. This is a waste of the limited resources here on planet earth.
So, post pics of your flange and your knockers. I shall then give you my expert diagnosis. For free.
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