Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairy_nuff, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. OK guys time to check your balls, don't ask me my hands are always cold

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  2. Forgot to say it's for testicular cancer awareness
  3. Yup....they're still there......and my hands are ALWAYS toastie warm.....:-D
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  4. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    ... bollocks... now I need a wank.
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  5. For the love of Baby Jebus, don't post photos.
  6. as long as you check for lumps whilst shaving, no
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  7. AAGF


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  8. That would probably be right up her street. :mrgreen:
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  10. Does that hurt??
  11. It takes a whole ward of nurses to check mine...

  12. It's all well and good to check the old "2 veg" (whilst not forgetting the "meat" - the old chap has feelings as well and gets upset when left out), the quandry is what / how to go about doing something when there is an irregularity found. Speaking from personal experience, the internal mental battle of "am I a gayer because I've actually asked some bloke (there were no lady doctors) to feel my balls as opposed to "this is purely for medical purposes" was almost as much of a worry as the lump in my nut.
    End reuslt.. balls ok and continue to fire.
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I did not. Don't get ideas.

    Cancer of the twat and cancer of the tits is a major element in birds dropping down dead. This is a waste of the limited resources here on planet earth.

    So, post pics of your flange and your knockers. I shall then give you my expert diagnosis. For free.
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