Balls and Blair squabble over the oaf Brown's only acheivment.

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by BuggerAll, Sep 5, 2010.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The oaf Brown's only achievement in public office was to divest himself of the power to set interest rates and hand it over to the Bank of England.

    Unfortunately it seems even this was not the cretins own idea. Blair has claimed in his book that he thought it up but now that odious creep Balls is claiming it was his cunning plan and that Blair is a liar.

    How on earth did these people ever achieve public office and how did they ever get the lumpen masses to vote fro them mo0re than once?
  2. When did the word 'oaf' return to common usage? Do you use this term in your everyday conversation? What about other medieval words/expressions such as "Gadzooks", "verily" and "By Odin's Beard!". Do you use them as well?
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Pithy. . .
  4. Cometh the man, cometh (back) the word.
  5. I miss Cretin and even Spaz, tell kids nowadays and they look at you as if you've come from another planet!
  6. You must be used to it. Anyway, I do feel a bit sorry for Brown. Spend all that time longing for the job of your dreams, pushing people out of the way and hushing people up to get there, only to find that you are really crap at it and will go down in History as the worst thing to happen to the country since bubonic plague
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I fear there is a derth of fullsome verbalage decreed to screen for the mental supping of the overmany and pudh wraiths who tallt o'er us all and frequent these hallow'd halls of rumour. I fear also that poor Master BuggerAll will find himself betwixt the devil and the deep blue briney in thanks for his durst in mixing old and new memes in such a familiar way. To wax or to wither, either his memes or his person, is a decision of the mass who must either accept or deny his place herein.
  8. The word Oaf sums Up Brown perfectly - could have been coined specifically for him infact. Although Cretin and Spaz are equally accurate descriptions of the gormless, semi-psychotic, partially incontinent, unstable, low-brow, lightweight, idiotic, spiteful, vindictive, bullying, cuntish, lying, dishonest, narcisistic, self justifying, cowardly, out-of-his depth, lowlife, moron.

  9. I have been describing the cretinous clown Brown as an OAF for two years or more on this site.

    I have also ascribed to the oleaginous and excremental Blair the description: 'spiv'.

    I am pleased to see that both terms of sincerely meant opprobrium are now in common parlance.

    PS: I am currently unable to express adequately in words my opinion of the unblinking, clearly deranged and deluded idiot Balls - I pray he will lead the Labour Party and thus ensure that it will never, ever, be returned to power.

    PPS: I have frequently posted my opinion that the only reason the abject OAF Brown granted the Bank of England freedom to set interest rates, was that when everything went 'tits up', as it ALWAYS does with 'socialists' in power, he could side-step responsibility.
  10. Brown did a very fine job under unfavourable circumstances brought on by 18 years of tory misrule
  11. Nice try halfwit, the real ashie would be more verbose.
  12. Blackadder: We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, 'Gordy', you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off.

    By Baldrick's stinking codpiece...... what an oaf......
  13. Ash have you ever seen about treatment for your Masochistic Tendencies ?

    Or do you enjoy being a Subject for folks contempt ?

    Perhaps you don't remember Gordo the great saying about 15 years of continued Economic growth, when Labour had been in power 13 years.

  14. simples remember the tory options at the time
    major out of steam
    hauge was'nt pm material
    IDS no not an std
    the vampire
    even confronted by the car crash that was Brown the torys limped in
  15. Wasn't Browns only real achievement keeping us out of the Euro but only because:

    a, Tony wanted to ditch the pound, accept the Euro and become EU Prez so much, and

    b, the Euro would not let him run things 'his way'.

    Still the rest of the damage he did is almost reversable (in a hundred years or so) binning the Pound would have been the Tony & kith and kin dies by torture, Brown & kith and kin, double tap and into the lime pit.