THIS IS NOT ABOUT MONGS! I've been informed I have to take part in one of these in a couple of days time. For those of you (like me) who have no idea of what a balloon debate is, here's the sketch: Everyone in the group chooses a non fictional personality. The scenario is that you are all in a sinking air balloon, and that someone must be dropped out of the balloon every few minutes to stop it from sinking. You debate why your character should stay in the balloon, and every few minutes, you stop and someone gets voted out until only one remains. Sounds pants, doesn't it? But, I thought I'd bring this to the wider ARRSE audience, for inspiration. So far I've thought of two. 1) Richard Branson: You should keep me in this balloon because I'm independently successful, driven, and the only one qualified to fly this thing. 2) Genghis Khan: You should keep me in this balloon because I'm a great motivator and leader, I'm an expansionist at heart, and if any of you f*****g c**ts try and chuck me out, I'll chop your hands off. If you had to join a balloon debate, who would you be, and why?