Ballet anyone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldRedCap, Apr 22, 2007.

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  1. fantastic.....LMAO
  2. this is why I do yoga.............

    yeah right
  3. Outstanding!!!!
    Far better than the experience I had when taking hatjunior to his first ballet lesson.hatwomen's idea not mine!!!!!
    He steadfastly refused to join the girls/boys in the middle of the room to do all the prancing/leaping etc,just sat on the sidelines with me with his arms crossed headdown and not doing it look on his face.
    Up comes the tutu wearing old hag teacher who says'maybe if Daddy joined in then maybe he will' and pulls me into the middle of the class!!
    The shock of seeing myself in the huge mirror that covered one wall dressed in boots,jeans and t-shirt pouncing,prancing,trying to leap etc while holding that bags hand will live with me for ever.
    At the end of the 30min ballet lesson I made our excuses and said that I did not think it was for my son and we left!!!
    He now does karate and loves it!!!!
  4. STAB night cancelled,

    to the ballet hall.....................
  5. Ill dig out my sisters ballet shoes..