Ballerina

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A really Big rough looking woman, wearing a sleeveless, lime green sundress, walked into a bar, lifted her huge right arm exposing a horrible sweaty, hairy armpit, she pointed to all the guys there and shouted " OK, which one of you lot are going to buy a girl a drink...?"
Every bloke in the place looked the other way, ...she was such a disgusting specimen , nobody said a thing.
"I'll ask you blokes again," she said raising her arm and pointing at the blokes "Which one of you blokes are going to buy me a drink ???"
A little pissed up Irishman in the corner piped up " Barman .. I'll buy the Ballerina a drink."
The barman poured the drink and when he went to get the cash from the Irish guy he said "It's none of my business if you want to buy her a drink,,,,,,,,,,,,But why on earth did you call her a Ballerina??"
The pissed up paddy slurred............"Surely, any woman that can kick her leg that high in the air MUST be a Ballerina! "
 
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