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Baldness and Google - Who knew?

Sixty

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#1
Evening all,

How did you find out you were going thin on top? Angling a mirror behind your head? A friendly comment from a mate? A piss-taking comment from a mate? From a multi-national web based behemoth? Yeah, me too.

I found out from Google StreetView this evening.

I remembered seeing the car with the camera on a stick doing the rounds some months ago and when someone remarked that my area (at the time) had been done, I thought I'd take a look.

Thinking that this would be fun, I set out to find myself (but not in a hippy way). What I found was both disturbing and dazzling; literally dazzling as the camera has been blinded by a polished bit of which I was blissfully unaware.

Anyone else found out they're turning into a slapheed via a medium viewable to the entire world?


My heed (no duff)
 
#9
When I showed the wife the house on googlemaps all she had to say was the hedge needs cutting. This was in january with a foot of snow outside, and the streetview is of the garden last summer.
 
#10
I discovered the early onset of my current Friar Tuck hair style when I emerged from a green maggot to find a string of mossie bites
on the top of my head.

Insult and injury. Spiteful little b'stards.
 
#11
F8ckin Jock Ned Kelly Walt in yer Driza Bone drifter coat. Seriously, mate, you deserve to go bald. Do you have a metal bucket with eye holes cut out for nipping down the Post-Office?
 
#12
bluntslane said:
F8ckin Jock Ned Kelly Walt in yer Driza Bone drifter coat. Seriously, mate, you deserve to go bald. Do you have a metal bucket with eye holes cut out for nipping down the Post-Office?
Hahahahaha bung him a top hat and he'll look like fakin ebaneeza good :lol:
 
#13
Sinner251 said:
When I showed the wife the house on googlemaps all she had to say was the hedge needs cutting. This was in january with a foot of snow outside, and the streetview is of the garden last summer.
Pop along and re-post this under How Bone is Your Missus.
 
#14
suckmedic1 said:
Sinner251 said:
When I showed the wife the house on googlemaps all she had to say was the hedge needs cutting. This was in january with a foot of snow outside, and the streetview is of the garden last summer.
Pop along and re-post this under How Bone is Your Missus.
She has several enteries in there already as does theiftakers missus.
 
#17
JoeCivvie said:
When I was in the out door swimming pool a few years ago and got sunburn - on top of my head.
Young Einstein thinks; 'Ooh I know, I'll get a short haircut, I'll be much more comfortable' at the height of a particularly vile sub-tropical Brisbane summer.

No.1 all over, followed by a long walk at midday.

Result- badly sunburnt scalp, fucking agonising!

(but at least it's not falling out, thank God)
 
#18
For me it was when looking at the photo's of last years Mess dinner & in one of them,I had my back to the camera while sitting down in a group &,there was my receedin pat'e....GLEAMING!
 
#19
spike7451 said:
For me it was when looking at the photo's of last years Mess dinner & in one of them,I had my back to the camera while sitting down in a group &,there was my receedin pat'e....GLEAMING!
My bold/bald Spike, where was it receeding to? Off the plate away from the toast?
 
#20
auscam said:
JoeCivvie said:
When I was in the out door swimming pool a few years ago and got sunburn - on top of my head.
Young Einstein thinks; 'Ooh I know, I'll get a short haircut, I'll be much more comfortable' at the height of a particularly vile sub-tropical Brisbane summer.

No.1 all over, followed by a long walk at midday.

Result- badly sunburnt scalp, fucking agonising!

(but at least it's not falling out, thank God)
Done that sorest dandruff ever but upside it grew back unlike our slap headed MODs.
 

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