Well Mr Campbell, speaking on behalf of all of us who are, er, rapidly tending to becoming Tonsorially Challenged and gone for the "Own Up Baldy" hairstyle, this does not really present a problem. Indeed, saves an ever increasing amount on hair care products, poncing about worrying if your barnet is in good order diminishes to the point of a rapid No2 and is thus a boon. Roll on the total bullet bonce, I say. However, being publicly shown to be a total prat trying to gouge a few quid out of the system because some kids called you "baldy" does present a few difficulties, IMHO. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7350523.stm A retired schoolteacher who claimed he was a victim of disability discrimination because he is bald has lost his claim. James Campbell, 61, formerly an art teacher at Denny High School in Stirlingshire, took Falkirk Council to an employment tribunal over the issue. He told the Glasgow tribunal he had suffered from harassment at the hands of pupils because of his baldness. In his ruling, the tribunal judge said baldness was "not an impairment". Mr Campbell, from Stirlingshire, who is also claiming constructive and unfair dismissal against the council, said pupils at the school perceived his baldness as a weakness. "He claimed his baldness had a "substantial and long term adverse effect" on his ability to do his job. Speaking during the hearing, Mr Campbell said: "How can I stand in front of a class with confidence to get on with my job when I am getting teased and bullied about baldness, when I think they are laughing at me all the time.'' The former teacher said he avoided corridors in the school where he would meet pupils to avoid them shouting ''baldy''. He added: ''I left school later at night after the bell went to avoid the kids."