Poetry.Fry up your onion and tomato in the skottel while the bacon and sossinges do their thing round the edges. Chuck in a tin of beans, chopped chili and a spoon of curry powder, let it simmer for a bit, make a pit in the middle and crack half a dozen eggs in there. Heat to low, sit back with a brew and scratch your arse for ten minutes while the eggs cook, and serve.
Sheer fucking poetry.
Makes one proud to be a bloke.