Bah Humbug

#1
Right, It's only Christmas Eve and I'm already fed up with my family. I knew there was a reason I only see my brother a few times a year...
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to last the next few days... :cry:
 
#2
Kill 'em, bury 'em in a shallow grave and pretend they never arrived, no-one will ever know..
 
#8
I have chistmas tomorrow with my Mom, Dad and my sister. Shoot me now!!
 
#9
I hate Xmas. I'm not a scrooge or anything. It just grips my sh1t when you see it being advertised incessently from mid-october onwards. I am avoiding my family this year as they do my fcuking head in.... I have told the parents that I'm duty and therefore am unable to visit them on Christmas day. I will be mosting chilling in my own place and having the odd beer or two. Is this attitude right or wrong?
 
#10
tsar_Nikolas said:
I have chistmas tomorrow with my Mom, Dad and my sister. Shoot me now!!
We don't need that as an excuse to shoot you...you are, after all, a waste of good skin. Just think about it, we could have made a good briefcase out of your hide but you chose to wear it instead, you selfish half-witted oxygen thief.
 
#11
Anya1982 said:
I have no family, all burned in our straw farm house!
I thought you had scoffed them with a industrial sized tub of cranberry sauce last Christmas Day
 

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#13
Furryturd said:
tsar_Nikolas said:
I have chistmas tomorrow with my Mom, Dad and my sister. Shoot me now!!
We don't need that as an excuse to shoot you...you are, after all, a waste of good skin. Just think about it, we could have made a good briefcase out of your hide but you chose to wear it instead, you selfish half-witted oxygen thief.
If only Biscuits_AB were here 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#14
Ha, why'd you think everytime the "Mad" part of the family invite me round for cristmass/new years/Birthday parties, I'm always at work?

This year I am acutaly at work, however my Brother in law is bringing me my Cristmass dinner... :D
 
#15
i have my mum stepdad sis brother in law and my little brother around my place at the moment so i left them all here and buggerd off down the pub last night, got proper oiled and thought it would be a good idea to stumble in at 0100 and play porn at high volume, and my brother in law found me asleep onn the sofa cover in tissue and man fat and just decide to tell me all about it doh!
 
#16
I have decided to keep at least one major body of water between me and my parents this year. There is also an even bigger major body of water between me and the in-laws. It's better that way!
 
#17
the_matelot said:
I hate Xmas. I'm not a scrooge or anything. It just grips my sh1t when you see it being advertised incessently from mid-october onwards. I am avoiding my family this year as they do my fcuking head in.... I have told the parents that I'm duty and therefore am unable to visit them on Christmas day. I will be mosting chilling in my own place and having the odd beer or two. Is this attitude right or wrong?
Merry Xmas you Matlow bastad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 
#18
Merry Xmas from the Barnet Alzheimers Society and may you all have a happy 1983!!
 
#19
Just rang the parents, who have my brother and sister and various hangers on in attendance. Was supposed to be going down to eat turkey but decided I'd rather saw off my own feet.

Pulled a sickie on my own family on Christmas Day...

Am I too harsh?

Bah humbug to you all.
 
#20
Bah humbug to the world!!! I HATE this time of the year!!! HATE HATE HATE

:evil: :evil: :evil:
 
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