Bah Humbug

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wg100, Dec 24, 2005.

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  1. Right, It's only Christmas Eve and I'm already fed up with my family. I knew there was a reason I only see my brother a few times a year...
    I'm not sure I'm going to be able to last the next few days... :cry:
  2. Kill 'em, bury 'em in a shallow grave and pretend they never arrived, no-one will ever know..
  3. Wear it tonight and knock one out in the Prawn cocktail tommorow mukka
  4. Get pished and get very rude maybe they will feck off and never come back!!!
  5. Hah, brother may be thinking the same thing LOL
  6. my brother is schit too.
  7. J_D

    J_D LE

    I have no family, all burned in our straw farm house!
  8. I have chistmas tomorrow with my Mom, Dad and my sister. Shoot me now!!
  9. I hate Xmas. I'm not a scrooge or anything. It just grips my sh1t when you see it being advertised incessently from mid-october onwards. I am avoiding my family this year as they do my fcuking head in.... I have told the parents that I'm duty and therefore am unable to visit them on Christmas day. I will be mosting chilling in my own place and having the odd beer or two. Is this attitude right or wrong?
  10. We don't need that as an excuse to shoot are, after all, a waste of good skin. Just think about it, we could have made a good briefcase out of your hide but you chose to wear it instead, you selfish half-witted oxygen thief.
  11. I thought you had scoffed them with a industrial sized tub of cranberry sauce last Christmas Day
  12. J_D

    J_D LE

    Nah your mistaken for your family again!
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    If only Biscuits_AB were here 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  14. Ha, why'd you think everytime the "Mad" part of the family invite me round for cristmass/new years/Birthday parties, I'm always at work?

    This year I am acutaly at work, however my Brother in law is bringing me my Cristmass dinner... :D
  15. i have my mum stepdad sis brother in law and my little brother around my place at the moment so i left them all here and buggerd off down the pub last night, got proper oiled and thought it would be a good idea to stumble in at 0100 and play porn at high volume, and my brother in law found me asleep onn the sofa cover in tissue and man fat and just decide to tell me all about it doh!