Baghdad Bum Banditry

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  1. This caught my eye in Popbitch today:

    " >> Bumming around Baghdad <<
    Convention centre breaks all conventions

    The Convention Centre in Baghdad's Green Zone
    has become a popular late night destination
    for bored and weary US soldiers. The men's
    toilets on the first floor are known as the
    place to go for bum sex. Iraqi janitorial
    staff who live in the building are happy to
    sell their arses for a few dollars.

    You really can't blame any of them seeking a
    little fun. Insurgents have started triggering
    explosions by phone... so terrified US
    forces now shoot at any Iraqi they see
    holding a cellphone."

    Comments from our American friends?
  2. you want get any reply off them chickenpunk.

    as we speak I'm sure they're begging their higher ups for a posting or re-enlisting 8O
  3. RTFQ


    Baghdadbrit's posts go very quiet between the hour of 2100-2359 local as well
  4. you know he's in the queue for the downstairs toilet too :roll:
  5. I was going to go to said bog to check the varocity of the story, but some gwar bloke in a Nazi uniform scared me away. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. Now he's at that too :roll: Well thats normal for a member of the royalty, so no news there :twisted:
  7. Come to think about it, why didn't you shagg him? Could have sold the story to the Sun and made a few bucks :wink:
  8. Even Gwars have got standards ctauch , and they dont lower to 400lb hermaphrodites. :D
  9. I admit, I have low standards, but shag a gwar??? C'mon, get real! :D

    Now put cait in a Nazi uniform and we'll talk. :wink:
  10. It would explain why all you always hear septics chanting "Whooyarr" and "Hut, hut, hut, hut" like a herd of confused wildebeast

    This would be the giveaway signs that one of their number is engaging in a bit of man slamming and subsequent splattering of some poor Iraqi's kidneys

    it wouldnt surprise me at all 8O :lol: