Baghdad Bum Banditry

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#1
This caught my eye in Popbitch today:

" >> Bumming around Baghdad <<
Convention centre breaks all conventions

The Convention Centre in Baghdad's Green Zone
has become a popular late night destination
for bored and weary US soldiers. The men's
toilets on the first floor are known as the
place to go for bum sex. Iraqi janitorial
staff who live in the building are happy to
sell their arses for a few dollars.

You really can't blame any of them seeking a
little fun. Insurgents have started triggering
explosions by phone... so terrified US
forces now shoot at any Iraqi they see
holding a cellphone."

Comments from our American friends?
 
#6
Corporal said:
I was going to go to said bog to check the varocity of the story, but some gwar bloke in a Nazi uniform scared me away. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now he's at that too :roll: Well thats normal for a member of the royalty, so no news there :twisted:
 
#7
Corporal said:
I was going to go to said bog to check the varocity of the story, but some gwar bloke in a Nazi uniform scared me away. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Come to think about it, why didn't you shagg him? Could have sold the story to the Sun and made a few bucks :wink:
 
#8
dui-lai said:
Corporal said:
I was going to go to said bog to check the varocity of the story, but some gwar bloke in a Nazi uniform scared me away. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Come to think about it, why didn't you shagg him? Could have sold the story to the Sun and made a few bucks :wink:
Even Gwars have got standards ctauch , and they dont lower to 400lb hermaphrodites. :D
 
#9
dui-lai said:
Corporal said:
I was going to go to said bog to check the varocity of the story, but some gwar bloke in a Nazi uniform scared me away. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Come to think about it, why didn't you shagg him? Could have sold the story to the Sun and made a few bucks :wink:
I admit, I have low standards, but shag a gwar??? C'mon, get real! :D

Now put cait in a Nazi uniform and we'll talk. :wink:
 
#10
chickenpunk said:
This caught my eye in Popbitch today:

" >> Bumming around Baghdad <<
Convention centre breaks all conventions

The Convention Centre in Baghdad's Green Zone
has become a popular late night destination
for bored and weary US soldiers. The men's
toilets on the first floor are known as the
place to go for bum sex. Iraqi janitorial
staff who live in the building are happy to
sell their arses for a few dollars.

You really can't blame any of them seeking a
little fun. Insurgents have started triggering
explosions by phone... so terrified US
forces now shoot at any Iraqi they see
holding a cellphone."

Comments from our American friends?
It would explain why all you always hear septics chanting "Whooyarr" and "Hut, hut, hut, hut" like a herd of confused wildebeast

This would be the giveaway signs that one of their number is engaging in a bit of man slamming and subsequent splattering of some poor Iraqi's kidneys

it wouldnt surprise me at all 8O :lol:
 

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