Now then. I'm fairly new to this ARSSE malarky but thought some advice from fellow ARSSE'ers could help me in my current quandry. I have been living in the Middle East for the best part of a year now (one of the nice places where they don't blow you up) and have yet to get hold of a local lass. It would be, in my opinion, a great addition to the "brown wings" "fat wings" "ginger wings" etc. I have asked the advice of some old ex-pats but none have done the deed themselves. Of course you always hear of a mate of a mate who's done it but no one with any first hand tips. So can anyone help?