Bag of Sweets

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy.

    He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car.

    To which the kid replies, Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!