I have fucked myself good - after a hard work out, i get home and sit down to enjoy ARRSE in all its glory. Finding it lacks such, i go to get up and cannot. So what could it be? I have shooting pains just above, and to the right of my right buttock - along my belt line and it hurts like sweet buggery. I asked the better half to help, but she beasted me, threatened to make me do 15 press-ups with her fat arse on my back (like i can do 15 when she isn't! ) and called me a weak excuse of a man. Cnut. So come on, how long have I got?