I was sitting in my office all on my lonesome when an air biscuit slipped loose from my back bottom orifice. It was quick, silent and very very deadly. Traces of stale Boddingtons, putrified roast beef, a hint of Friday nights Thai curry and possibly some molecules of an egg banjo assailed my nostrils in short order. Now, seeing that I was sitting by myself for at least two hours, how come that AS SOON AS I dropped that panty coff two people walked into my office and smelt this essence of death. I witnessed their nostrils curl in disgust, but and this is the question.........neither of them said a word as I ushered them swiftly into fresher air. Why is it that when you drop an air bomb alone do people immediately appear ?