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#3
go wearing nothing but boxer shorts as a premature ejaculation....you came in your boxers! Geddit! Or wear an aussie digger hat and nick a Shaun the Sheep back-pack off a small child to strap around your waist!
 

OldSnowy

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#4
See any of the many previous threads regarding window-lickers. Many even come with illustrations to save time with costumes. After all, a few balloons and some ice cream cones come pretty cheap.
 
#5
Saw a blinder once, bloke came in an old suitcase wearing stockings and jam jar type glasses, you guessed it- a sex case. I once went to one as Harold Shipman, got a few disapproving looks for that one!
 
#9
You could get 2 other mates and do the following:

They dress up as World Trade Center 1 + 2

You dress up as an Aircraft and chase them around and bump into them all night?
 
#11
Wear your tux, get a bowler hat, black your face up and go as as a black and white minstrel.

or

Make a human sized boily and go as corned beef hash (That tastes bad)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#12
bigbird67 said:
go wearing nothing but boxer shorts as a premature ejaculation....you came in your boxers! Geddit! Or wear an aussie digger hat and nick a Shaun the Sheep back-pack off a small child to strap around your waist!
Did you see me do that then? Again.
 
#17
I liked the one where someone got a superman outfit, a horse riding hat and made a grand entrance in a wheel chair being pushed by his missus in a nurses outfit.
 
#18
I went to one a few years back and went as superman. got pushed around in a wheelchair all night, when i needed a piss i just sat there and swamped.
 

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