go wearing nothing but boxer shorts as a premature ejaculation....you came in your boxers! Geddit! Or wear an aussie digger hat and nick a Shaun the Sheep back-pack off a small child to strap around your waist!
See any of the many previous threads regarding window-lickers. Many even come with illustrations to save time with costumes. After all, a few balloons and some ice cream cones come pretty cheap.
Saw a blinder once, bloke came in an old suitcase wearing stockings and jam jar type glasses, you guessed it- a sex case. I once went to one as Harold Shipman, got a few disapproving looks for that one!
go wearing nothing but boxer shorts as a premature ejaculation....you came in your boxers! Geddit! Or wear an aussie digger hat and nick a Shaun the Sheep back-pack off a small child to strap around your waist!
I liked the one where someone got a superman outfit, a horse riding hat and made a grand entrance in a wheel chair being pushed by his missus in a nurses outfit.