Bad Taste Theme

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mr_pr, Jun 4, 2007.

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  1. I have a social event coming up with a Bad Taste theme (Un PC)

    I have a few ideas, anyone got any crackers?
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Could borrow a pair of twins and go as the Mcanns! With an empty push chair.
     
  3. go wearing nothing but boxer shorts as a premature ejaculation....you came in your boxers! Geddit! Or wear an aussie digger hat and nick a Shaun the Sheep back-pack off a small child to strap around your waist!
     
  4. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    See any of the many previous threads regarding window-lickers. Many even come with illustrations to save time with costumes. After all, a few balloons and some ice cream cones come pretty cheap.
     
  5. Saw a blinder once, bloke came in an old suitcase wearing stockings and jam jar type glasses, you guessed it- a sex case. I once went to one as Harold Shipman, got a few disapproving looks for that one!
     
  6. :eek: :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Quality.
     
  7. why not try:
     

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  9. You could get 2 other mates and do the following:

    They dress up as World Trade Center 1 + 2

    You dress up as an Aircraft and chase them around and bump into them all night?
     
  10. Wear very wet clothes, blue lip stick and pale make up and go as a tsunami victim
     
  11. Wear your tux, get a bowler hat, black your face up and go as as a black and white minstrel.

    or

    Make a human sized boily and go as corned beef hash (That tastes bad)
     
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Did you see me do that then? Again.
     
  13. A friend of mine told me about one where you make a T-Shirt with the "Free Ian Huntley Campaign" on it.
     
  14. Wrap tin foil around your legs and go as Douglas Bader
     
  15. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Prae; is that a campaign, or a special offer?