Bad Taste Party Suggestions

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Galileo82, Mar 20, 2008.

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    I have bad taste party coming up and need some good ideas! I have the no imagination and really dont want to do 'A terrorist' again - beard, plastic AK, turban etc...!

    Its actually part of a stag do, so any tips for that would also be awesome!

    I am positive the collective wisdom of ARRSE can help me out on this!

  2. Dressing as a Nazi always seems to go down well...
  3. Do a Jim Jeffries - Very Blue Comedian stick a vibrating egg up your ring and leave 2 chop sticks hanging out of it and ask if some one will dig it out.

    Or take para lady boy with you
  4. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Bad taste? Top this:

    Wear military uniform with a Gordon Brown mask........
  5. how about this priest costume? made me laugh

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  6. Suggest everyone comes in period costume, and then, when everyone arrives, award a prize for the most original place that a tampon has been inserted.
  7. There are so many....

    Dr. Harold Shipman....lab coat
    KKK....cut up a bed sheet
    Rape Victim
    Get a mate, dress as 2 girls in Man U shirts, voila Holly & Jessica
    holocaust victim....striped pyjamas etc
    Maddy McCann
  8. such as this

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  9. blonde wig, everton strip.
  10. wear nothing but underpants and go as a 'premature ejaculation'...... you came in your pants! Geddit??
  11. We may have a winner!
  12. Or...

    What about dressing up in Khaki and attaching a stingray to my shirt?

    Too long after the event?

    And I do love Steve!
  13. Go as a big tall office block on fire with half an airfix airliner sticking out and pipecleaner men jumping out. Bonus points if you get another mate to go as the same.
  14. Orange flosy vest and a shovel come as a maddie search party finder.
  15. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Not to be outdone:

    Not just any uniform, but No.2 dress with medals - with a Gordon Brown mask...