Bad news.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The gynaecologist said to the new mother. "I'm sorry to have to tell you that you've given birth to a seven pound Ear."
    The woman screamed and fainted.
    The gynaecologist turned to the midwife. "Fuck this, you can tell her that it's deaf."