Bad News

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. "You are going to die," he said.
    "When will I die?" the patient asked.

    "Ten," the doctor replied.

    The patient, wondering, asked, "Ten what? Years, months, days ...? Tell me doc, I gotta know."

    "Nine," the doctor said.